Subject: Reporting some Narnia badfic...
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Posted on: 2008-06-30 00:15:00 UTC

Running for love by Maddiiee
Meet peony you average girl, nothing ever happens in her life, until she stumbles her way into a certain Princes life. Caspian/Oc
Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-29-08 - Published: 6-29-08

Author-insert falls straight into Prince Caspian - I'll leave you to guess if it's the movie or the character. A few highlights:

Hi, my name is Peony, and I'm just your average 15 year old girl. I have no cool secret agent parents nor do I live in a palace and have to go out dressed like a ninja to get away from the paparazzi

“Well Prince Caspian, who is your weirdly dressed friend?” Trufflehunter asked



Seeds of Time by LadyMidnight13 reviews
When Narnia is once again on the threshold of being lost to true Narnians, The Crowned Princess, the only air to the Narnian thrown, and her best friend Lady Usagi disapear... but Aslan works in mysterious ways, He is, after all, not a tame Lion.
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-29-08 - Published: 6-29-08

Our tantrum-throwing brat of a princess is repeatedly referred to as "the only air to the Narnian thrown" (*shudder*) and she and her friend "Usagi" (I cannot help but picture Sailor Moon every time) decide to flaunt the king's protective wishes to fight a war on their own. They even have presents from Father Christmas. ... And there's a "marshwiggle" who sounds optimisitc.

A few highlights:

It had amazed her how sticking a sword in the hand of the clumsiest princess in history had made her the most graceful. Almost as if she had been meant to have one at all times.

Wherever the King was to send them, The princess would insist on planting a guarden.

Her Father, Stood on two legs, but still looked incredibly like a Centaur, being half and half as he was.

(I do NOT want to know how that child was born)


Please, someone - kill them.

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