Awesome, thanks!

I did, just now, find something equally terrible.

Harry has Elemental Powerz, and the author's connections to canon were to insert (and from my immediate memory this is word for word) various parts from the actual books into her fanfiction.
Because, you know, if everyone sees actual stuff from someone else's book, they'll know how it all fits together.

That's it- Pottersues as a source can wait. When my orientation month is up, this thing needs to die.

Sorry for the rant- I'm just mildly furious right now. But much thanks for the answer. :)