Erk - PPC Posting Board

RAINBOW. MERMAID. PRINCESS. by bluefa02 on 2014-08-07 02:18:00 UTC Reply

In the -quack-ing Nile River.

This Sue claims to be the(I am not joking) Rainbow Mermaid Princess of the Nile River. In Yu-Gi-Oh. This is not the worst part. Atem falls in love with her(as well as Mahad).
Urple prose, Bad SPaG, horrible bending of canon and history, and complete and utter Sueness all in one disgusting, unicorn-vomit colored package!: http://www.quotev.com/story/4993769/Yu-Gi-Oh-Rainbow-Mermaid-Princess-of-the-Nile-River-Season-1/1/
SHE EVEN MADE A WIKI OF HER STORY. IT IS LITERALLY CALLED THE Yu-Gi-Oh! Rainbow Mermaid Princess of the Nile River Wiki.

I feel like puking; and if that puke is rainbow colored, I'm gonna puke again. Does anybody know if taking 20 thousands bottles of Bleeprin cause any side effects?

Somebody kill this Sue. Please.

Are there Sues worse than her? Do comment them. Might as well put all this Bleeprin to use.

Went blind by Loyal Lady Pisces on 2014-08-11 21:34:00 UTC Reply

The first paragraph made my eyeballs fall out, now I need to go look for them...*dies within death from the bitter irony.*

*sympathetic pat* by bluefa02 on 2014-08-11 22:02:00 UTC Reply

My friend who was reading it with me lost it at the second chapter, and she managed to read "My Immortal" withour puking...

My brain is so damaged that I can't even tell if this chick's serious...I am broken.

And that's only one of her stories. If you look at her profile, all she writes are Suefics.

Dying would be much better than this.

Holy mother of Slifer. (nm) by eatpraylove on 2014-08-08 19:59:00 UTC Reply
Re: RAINBOW. MERMAID. PRINCESS. by zdimensia on 2014-08-07 10:02:00 UTC Reply

Subtle trollfic done in the style of a really old fairy tail. I've seen things that I'm less willing to read.

Hmmm... by bluefa02 on 2014-08-07 13:42:00 UTC Reply

Can't really tell if it's a trollfic, as everyone's too busy barfing to comment. But I sure hope it is...

Erk by Snowy the Sane Fangirl on 2014-08-07 05:44:00 UTC Reply

Here, have some bleepka. I don't know about the side effects, but I'm not entirely certain I care much at the moment.

Eru, this is awful. My frog, this person is arrogant. And can she even use the Glaurunging English language? A clue, no!

I can't think of any 'Sues quite so bad as that at the moment. Badly written stories? Yes. Out of character canons? Definitely. Trivialization and stupidity? Are you kidding? But no 'Sues like that. This one takes the cake for now.

As I said before, Erk.

Agreed. by bluefa02 on 2014-08-07 13:48:00 UTC Reply

Thank you. I'm not sure I care either, as long as the rainbow stops clouding my vision.

Yup.

Wow. Let us take small hope in the fact that this may be a troll.

Erk is an understatement. The sound effect to describe her is the sound of an elephant stepping on a porcupine. Which translates to AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.