FAO: Department of Dead Author Electricity Generation

Subject: FAO: Department of Dead Author Electricity Generation
Author: Cassie
Posted on: 2014-08-02 13:05:00 UTC

A World One resident advises that members of the Tolkien-loving community will be visiting His grave on August 27th, 2014, with at least one set of canon. Wishing to avert any potential disasters resulting from the possible halting of Professor Tolkien's spinning, we are providing you with what we hope is ample notice of this event.

Signed, Boarders Cassie and Lycaenion.

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FAO: Department of Dead Author Electricity Generation by Cassie on 2014-08-02 13:05:00 UTC

Ugh. 'Fans'. by CAL-9000 on 2014-08-04 10:12:00 UTC Reply

This is going to be even more inconvenient than those confounded agents always wandering through my nice clean department. I don't suppose I could persuade you to not go out of your way to cause me endless trouble? No, of course not. What sort of world would we be living in if people didn't mess things up every chance they got?

>C

I do apologise, but... by Cassie on 2014-08-05 10:16:00 UTC Reply

...at least we are giving you a good three weeks' notice. We figured that would be enough notice to make provisions.

This is why we should've gone with nuclear power. ;) (nm) by Ekyl on 2014-08-03 01:14:00 UTC Reply