Subject: Well... y'know... the humour?
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Posted on: 2014-07-25 14:32:00 UTC

"So you see, violence is the symptom of an unhealthy mind," said Socko the sock puppet.

"Speaking of violence, let's talk about the .2 strain of Gondor's national cheese," said Millie the sock puppet.

"You see, once a cheesemaker had five substrains of Gondor Blue Vein. So he called them all one cheese. But then he discovered another strain of Gondor Blue Vein. Oh, hello Acacia, is something wrong with your face? And so he said, 'Oh, NO! I have discovered another .3 piece of cheese!' But then his friend, a mathematician, said, 'No, silly, that's .2 of a strain of cheese...'"

Acacia's eyes flickered from Jay to Alex, noting with a fair amount of satisfaction the Sue's expression of stunned bewilderment. Torture. Fun.

Alex's eyes swiveled from one elf to another. Then she turned and ran away.

"Wait! We have pamphlets!" said Millie the sock puppet.

"I don't even want to know why you brought sock puppets with you on a mission," said Acacia. She sat down on a handy flat rock and sighed. "PTerry got it exactly right."

"Improvised them. And I know he did, but what is he right about this time?"

Acacia sighed again. "'Ninety percent of true love is acute, ear-burning embarrassment.'" She pulled out her book again, clearly hoping not to be asked more questions. She should be so lucky.

"Acacia, he's a fictional characteh!"

"So?"

"It's not healthy to be in love with fictional charactehs."

"Is it healthy to bring up cheese in a discussion of why violence is bad?"

"Thehe's neveh been a Stah Trek episode about THAT." Jay arched one fine eyebrow.


No?

hS

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