Subject: Except...
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Posted on: 2014-07-22 08:32:00 UTC
... Hermione of Vulcan and I actually don't think this one is a troll, horrifying though that is.
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Requesting to add to the Bleepfic page. by
on 2014-07-21 18:08:00 UTC
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So, last night, I finally went through and counted up all the minis in the Percy Jackson badfic I mentioned a while ago. The grand total was 91 (though I might have missed one or two...), with minis from not only PJO/HoO, but also from Harry Potter, My Little Pony, X-Men, and the real world. Oh, and there were (surprisingly only) two mini-Sues and three mini-Stus.
Flavia Maya Lilith Knight is a demigod daughter of Artemis and 'Kornos', somehow. She's a goth and, from what the story has said, is going to become a goddess. ""Yes you will be teh godess of darkness an also bad Assery" Said Artmeis." If that's not evidence enough... *bangs head on desk* Oh, and she's the only demigod who uses a bow, even though the fic has mentioned Apollo kids several times. And Flavia has a love pentagon between her, Nico, Percy, Luke, and an OC named Alblaster. She also has to do Heracles' labors in a very, very poorly redone manner.
Artemis speaks like My Immortal Voldemort. Percy is goth and a tattoo artist who dumped Annabeth because she was a blonde prep, Jason is a wuss who thinks My Little Pony is an actual thing and not a fictional cartoon, Piper is a wimp who only cares about her looks, and Leo has the hots for the Argo II- sorry, 'Night death Arrow', and Grover killed himself and Sally Jackson molested his corpse. Chiron is seventeen years old for whatever reason, and Mr. D looks at child porn in the Big House.
Like I said, I'm fairly certain the story is a troll since it reads so much like My Immortal, but that doesn't make it any less bad. So, can it join the Bleepfic list? -
Re: Requesting to add to the Bleepfic page. by
on 2014-08-03 02:29:00 UTC
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I think it should. The author has another story up, and I'm less convinced that she's a troll.
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There are CoC MLP crossovers. by
on 2014-07-22 13:42:00 UTC
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For those of you who don't know, CoC by Fenoxo is a text-adventure game that is very dirty. And weird. This is so NSFW and NSFB that Bad-Slash agents would balk.
The story I started reading had Pinkie Pie using some sort of virtual reality system so complete that she forgot that she wasn't human. -
I'm guessing CoC doesn't stand for Call of Cthulhu? (nm) by
on 2014-07-23 13:21:00 UTC
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Nope, afraid to post the full name (nm) by
on 2014-07-23 13:47:00 UTC
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Most likely another one of "tara"s abominations by
on 2014-07-22 04:50:00 UTC
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given your description, It seems that the same person who wrote this also wrote "forbidden fruit" and "My immortal".
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Heh by
on 2014-07-21 19:26:00 UTC
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'Bad Assery'? The practice of having an ass so horrendous even other asses hate it?
Also, if we're talking about additions to the Bleepfic page... TSAB DOWNFALL with its trivialisation of mass murder and terrorism and its "I survived an Arc-en-ciel to the face"!NanohaNova and "I'll torture this woman I know and respect in front of my child"!Fate Torturossa definitely belongs there, IMO. -
Got another one... by
on 2014-07-21 21:11:00 UTC
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If it isn't on there already, this one ought to be:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7089561/1/THE-NEW-GIRL-on-Voyager -
Speaking of which... by
on 2014-07-21 23:38:00 UTC
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weren't you planning on sporking that one? Or was it hermioneofvulcan?
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Re: Speaking of which... by
on 2014-07-22 08:30:00 UTC
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We both were, more or less. Except she sort of drifted away from the PPC (I don't even know if HermioneofVulcan is around anymore) and I'm not going to have the time for ages. I'd still like to have at that fic eventually, mind you, perhaps after acquiring that non-canonical sword from another Star Trek badfic Hermione had been looking at before she disappeared.
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Hrm. by
on 2014-07-21 21:39:00 UTC
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I don't think every fandom-specific "My Immortal" knockoff should be automatically a Bleepfic.
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Except... by
on 2014-07-22 08:32:00 UTC
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... Hermione of Vulcan and I actually don't think this one is a troll, horrifying though that is.
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Re: Except... by
on 2014-07-22 08:42:00 UTC
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Oh, and it has been described as a Bleepfic on the Board before, in previous discussions - and possibly legendary should it ever become well known enough.