Subject: Oh boy, this monstrosity again...
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Posted on: 2014-07-13 02:21:00 UTC
It took all the mental fortitude I had to resist throwing my iPad at the wall while reading this... thing. Seriously, this is 60 chapters of pure torture.
Darkotas and I found a particularly mind-numbing badfic in the Pit.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9552184/1/Moon-Daughter
The only good news is that I'm 99% certain it's a troll, since it includes MCR and moshing as well as vampires. The bad news is that since I'm considering killing this one, I can't find any information about Percy Jackson on the Wiki. Would this be the first mission in the series, and if so, could the minis be mini-Blackjacks?
How have I my found this before?? *scuttles off to read it* Okay, I guess mini-Fur... Mini-Kindly Ones will work just as well. Muahahaha...
Can you bring along my agent Seyche? What I'm saying is I might want to help out with this. I love Percy Jackson so much, and I have yet to use my agents for anything.
(You have Permission, right?)
Anyway, this fic'll need a lot of work to kill. It's definitely not a two-man job. :/
Yeah, I think that one would be the first recorded PJO mission. (And what a first mission.)
Out of all the wild and wacky creatures from Greek mythology, mini-pegasi seem like the safest idea. (There's more than one way to botch a name, so mini-pegasi can come in more than just black.) Dunno what they would eat, though; we'll let people more familiar with the canon talk about that one.
Or the equine equivalence of ambrosia and nectar. Sue-gar cubes?
Darkotas has a particularly ingenious idea to take out the Sue... So we're calling dibs on it.
Considering PJO/HoO is/are my second favorite series in the world, I'd like to think Imm at least pretty darn qualified to take this mission.
One particularly funny line is when one of the OCs 'shit magic' from his hands.
It took all the mental fortitude I had to resist throwing my iPad at the wall while reading this... thing. Seriously, this is 60 chapters of pure torture.
I'm afraid that I don't know anything about that series, but I couldn't get through the first chapter without assuming that it was trash.
The series actually creates pretty memorable charcters and a strong setting based on modern day Greek Mythology. It was one of my favorite books growing up, and still has a special
Place in my heart. Also it has an immature sense of humor and I can't stop
Laughing at it.
Sorry, haven't even tried to read Percy Jackson... Meant that the linked fanfic was trash.