Welcome! by
eatpraylove
on 2014-07-09 01:00:00 UTC
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Nice to see you've done the required reading. I recommend Welcome to Night Vale (podcast set in a desert town where every conspiracy theory/paranormal thing is real), the fanfic "Follow Me" (it's on deviantART), Free! (high school swim club/coming-of-age tale), and most Chuggaaconroy Let's Plays (YouTube).
Anyway, your newbie gift is a holographic chess set like the one on the Millennium Falcon. I hope you know the rules to alien chess!
Hi Hi! by
Tweedle-Day
on 2014-07-07 20:57:00 UTC
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Hi Darkotas! I'm Day and I'm new here too! We can be newbies together! Here, to you I bequeath a pocket watch. It can stop time for two minutes if you shake it hard enough, but it only has twelve charges. Good luck!
Hello! by
son_of_heaven176
on 2014-07-07 15:39:00 UTC
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So, a voracious reader like myself, eh? Have you ever read the series The 39 Clues? It's a pretty interesting series, if I do say so myself. (I vaguely remember being introduced to it via this very Board!)
If you're into fantasy, have you read the Artemis Fowl series?
As for your newbie gift...
*rummages through bag of holding*
Here, have a Glite-colored replica Death Star!
Hello by
Seychelles
on 2014-07-07 05:19:00 UTC
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Here take this pet Titan! Careful he eats people.
*waves* by
Ailavyn Siniyash
on 2014-07-07 02:07:00 UTC
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Hello and welcome!
I'm going to second Des's recommendation of Mistborn, and then add the rest of that author's books to the list. Especially the Cosmere ones. As for other rec's, I could go on for ages, so if you want fantasy literature, just ask!
Now, for your present, I give to you a lined Infinite Notebook, complete with urple covers and wilver bindings. Avert your eyes!
-Aila
Oh, hello there by
Desdendelle
on 2014-07-06 23:34:00 UTC
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Since you already read the stuff I usually point newbies to, I'll just offer you a cup of Earl Grey (don't let the leaves eat you) and a plate of scones.
Oh, and I recommend Mistborn, the Dune series and the Culture series.
Re: Hello, everyone! by
zdimensia
on 2014-07-06 22:30:00 UTC
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Have a pair of Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses. They work by turning completely dark at the first sign of danger, thus preventing you from seeing anything that might alarm you. --lifted from HHGTTG wiki.
I'm a Legacy of Kain fan, but for you I recommend Star Trek and Sherlock.
About time you showed up! by
Iximaz
on 2014-07-06 22:25:00 UTC
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Aw crap, I didn't even think to get you a present... uh... Here! An urple moose that quacks like a duck! Welcome aBoard!