Subject: And one more.
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Posted on: 2014-07-07 16:19:00 UTC



I'd pick a scene for Casca to go after Antony, but I have near-zero knowledge of the play, and can't find one easily. ;) So instead...

Act III, Scene II (an excerpt)

SECOND CITIZEN. Peace! Let us hear what Antony can say.
ANTONY. You gentle Romans-
ALL. Peace, ho! Let us hear her.
ANTONY. Friends, Time Lords, Gallifreyans, lend me your ears!
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise her.
I mean, honestly, why would I ever do so?
PINDARUS. Seriously? What's with the burying?
I only regenerated; I'm standing right here.
SECOND CITIZEN. Weren't we going for 'peace'?
PINDARUS. Yes,
But then people started throwing insults around.
ANTONY. It's as I said: no praising here.
The evil that men do lives after them,
And continues ever to annoy their fellows;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. Particularly
The part about internment.
PINDARUS. Oh, come on!
ANTONY. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was ambitious;
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answer'd it.
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest-
For Brutus is an honorable man;
So are they all, all honorable men-
BRUTUS. How is it, then,
That 'honour' on her lips can sound so foul?
CASSIUS. Remember of whom thou speakest?
'Honour' takes a lesser place in her thoughts
Than 'neatly filed' or 'triplicate'.
ANTONY. Come I to speak in Caesar's funeral.
She was my... acquaintance, faithful and just to me;
Or at least in moderation was she so;
But Brutus says she was ambitious,
And Brutus is an honorable man.
The lack of logic burns my very soul!
CASSIUS. Now that, I can believe.
ANTONY. He hath brought many captives to the Citadel,
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill.
Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept;
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious,
And Brutus is an honorable man.
And do I really need to keep going?
The holes in his thesis are wide enough
To drive a malfunctioning TARDIS through.
BRUTUS. Then if thou art done-
ANTONY. Oh, I think not.
You all did see that on the Lupercal
I thrice presented her a queenly crown,
Which she did thrice refuse. Was this ambition?
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious,
And sure he is an honorable man.
CASSIUS. Now hang on just a moment, that's not fair.
We all know to be king of Gallifrey
Was never Caesar's plan. She would hold out
For a far greater prize that one small world,
E'en though that world be, true, the best of all.
Who would be Empress should disdain to rule
As queen.
ANTONY. 'Noble' Cassius, enough!
I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love her once, not without cause;
What cause withholds you then to mourn for her?
PINDARUS. The fact that I am seriously not dead,
ANTONY. O judgement, thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,
And I must pause till it come back to me.
PINDARUS. Wait, you're putting me in a coffin?
Can I go back and take that crown?




The lesson being: if Julius Caesar took place on Gallifrey, it would be twice as long.

hS

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