Meddling time travellers by
Huinesoron
on 2014-07-01 13:00:00 UTC
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(And the pop culture they clearly caused)
There are some things in modern pop culture that seem to stick out as basically inexplicable. Things which happened, or didn't happen, for no discernable reason. Well, this is the thread that explains it all:
Time travellers.
Meddling time travellers.
Yes, when things seem to make no sense, the only possible explanation is violation of causality. A few examples from me:
-The cancellation of Firefly. Why was there never a second season? Simple: time travellers. In the timeline where there was a Season 2, it was excruciatingly bad - so time travellers came back and stopped it being made.
-And of course, the next logical step: the later seasons of Heroes and Lost. Shows which were absolutely brilliant until their sudden cancellation, so time travellers came back to ensure they continued - only to discover that it would have been better for them to stay dead.
-The revival of Doctor Who. Hey, I never said they were all bad things. Despite its popularity now, back in '05 there was no reason to think 'that show with Colin Baker in a stupid coat' would ever be a success again - except time travellers.
-Tolkien's inability to publish anything after LotR. This is actually a failure of time travellers. Originally, Tolkien finished a bunch of minor works - The Lost Road, The Notion Club Papers, maybe even The Lay of Leithian, Tal-Elmar, and The New Shadow. But some meddling time traveller couldn't stand the fact that all this publication prevented him from working on the full Silmarillion, so went back and changed his priorities - only to give us the 'worst of both worlds', where J.R.R. didn't get anything to publication quality.
-Our current fascination with comic book movies. This one actually deserves a trailer monologue:
In the darkness of the future, an increasingly bitter and jaded world needs a hero. But not just any hero - they need a superhero. There's only one problem: such characters are the creations of comic books, and the great publishing houses which wrought them folded long ago.
Now, the world's last comic book geek must undertake a perilous mission. Diving into the deep past, into the very first days of the twenty-first century, she must rescue the comics industry. To save the future, she must preserve the popularity of superheroes - no matter what the cost.
It's the only explanation that makes sense! And I have no doubt that you can find more examples... ;)
hS