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Posted on: 2014-06-29 20:28:00 UTC
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Hello PPC agents and others!
My name is Dee, or Tweedle-Day, I suppose, and I wanted to come investigate the Protectors of the Plot Continuum. A few years back, I read six of the original series stories and resolved to write my own, but I never really followed through. Today, I read through the entire series, and then pounced on the spin-offs in the PPC Archives. I've read nearly everything I could get my hands on, so I've decided to try here to see what help I can offer.
Thank you for reading,
Dee
Hello, and welcome to the PPC.
Hello and welcome to the PPC! Have you been checking back recently? You've received quite a few newbie gifts--and have been asked a common question, i.e., what your fandoms are.
As for my gift to you:
*rummages through bag of holding*
Here, have a snowglobe with a replica of your favorite fictional locale inside!
Thank you, sonofheaven176. I have indeed been checking back, but I've been rather busy with summer plans that it had almost utterly slipped my mind to respond until today! Thank you for reminding me, and for the snow globe.
Welcome to the party! Have a flying monkey.
Oh no, this is a party? Cue dismayed look. I may have to go find a comfortable corner then. I'm not very good at parties. Thanks ever so much for the monkey. I will name him Otto Von Bismarck.
Hi, have some fudge!
Do you have any special fandoms? (Books, games, TV shows ....)
Ooh, fudge! Thanks!
Fandoms I enjoy range all over. At the moment, I work in Sonic the Hedgehog, Harry Potter, Good Omens, Soul Eater, and Doctor Who.
-Points to the oft-repeated trio of Constitution, Wiki and Original Series-
-Also points to the 'for newbies' FAQ-
-Offers Earl Grey tea-
-Offers scones, too, and jam-
-salutes-
-Signed, Corporal Des
Thank you for scones and tea. I do hope Arthur didn't make them, but thanks all the same! I've read the newbies article multiple times, don't worry. I was too afraid that if I didn't, I'd break about eighty rules.
Have a carafe of continuous caffeine! I promise it doesn't break any major laws of physics... much....
Thanks for the caffeine, although you may be sorry once it starts working. I'm terrible without it and even worse once it gets going.
Hello and welcome!
I give to you a lined Infinite Notebook, complete with urple covers and wilver binding.
-Aila
Hooray, another notebook! Thanks! You have no idea how much I need one at the moment. Urple and wilver, though- am I going to go blind?
I don't know. I have a surplus stock, but I keep them all locked up in hammerspace, and generally avert my eyes when I take them out to gift them to people. Experiment!
-Aila
Well then, I should probably experiment on my characters instead of myself. I'll let you know how the sight affects different races.
I just finished watching Monsters Inc., so you get some popcorn and a replica of Little Mikey! It's a teddy bear with one eye, five legs, antennae, and cute little fangs.
Good to hear that you've read the original series. What are your fandoms? Who's your favorite author (real world or PPC)?
Thanks for the bear! As for fandoms, hm. I work in Sonic the Hedgehog as a beta, but I dabble in everything from anime to the BBC. Out of all of these, I mostly enjoy Harry Potter, Soul Eater, and Doctor Who.
My favorite author right now is a tie between Neil Gaiman and Terry Prachett who wrote the best book ever in Good Omens.
Here's a pair of Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses. They work by turning completely dark at the first sign of danger, thus preventing you from seeing anything that might alarm you.