So, another Neopian, eh? Here, have a Kacheek plushie! (I hope I spelled that right; it's been a while since I've been on Neopets.)

Here, have a starfish of doom! A shiny green pencil! A pair of gears from a smashed clock! Oooh, and a bag of trail mix with blello nm&nm's!

Hello, hello! Always nice to see new people! Your welcome present from me is a meowing miniature crocodile. ;) We're a very welcoming group, so don't be shy if you have any questions!

And a Gamze plushiee

I don't think I've ever met a genderless person before, it's very nice to meet you. Your welcome gifts are a yellow Wocky plush (I used to be into Neopets, too), a red Truffula bonsai, and "Growing Bonsai for Dummies". Enjoy them!

(Also, have you read the Original Series yet?)

Hello and welcome!

I give to you now a lined Infinite Notebook, complete with urple covers and wilver binding. Don't look at it straight on!

-Aila

Have a hoodie with your God Tier aspect of choice!

Welcome to the PPC!

You might want (other words: it is highly recommended) that you read the Constitution (link on top of the page), as well as the Original Series and some stuff on the Wiki, which are also linked up there.
That said, here, have a cup of sencha tea. Just don't let the leaves eat you.

Hi, have some fudge!