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Posted on: 2014-06-03 22:51:00 UTC

That was... a long time ago...

Technically I've been writing fanfiction since I was about eight in the form of poems, but I didn't think of it like that. Still, it's rather pleasant to be able to look back at what is technically my first fanfic and bathe in the roaring success that turned out to be. Much better than all the Redwall drivel I followed it up with. When I was twelve I happened to mention it to my mom and she explained the concept of fan fiction to me. A couple of years later I was looking for a guide on molespeech and ran across an online Redwall-based community, which I joined without hesitation. Most of the stuff on that site was badfic, and I've actually considered linking the whole fanfic page board-wards, except some of my first work was on it and I'm too embarrassed to let anyone see. (Even though it deserves sporkage.)

About the time I started writing LotR and Star Wars fanfic I quit the internet for a while, and when I came back I'd improved significantly. Among other things I had started writing original fiction and figured out that no, actually, Mary Sues weren't such a great type of character.

I don't actually remember what happened next very clearly, but it involved a lot of anonymous stalking of ff.net and AO3 as well as *grimace* written guides on determining what exactly is in a fanfic by the summary and title. (Fortunately I never managed to share these with anyone.)

Anyway, I guess that sort of brings me up to the present, where my primary form of recreation is writing songs making fun of bad fanfic. And writing introspective pieces I never finish.

The first fanfiction I read that I remember was some Redwall piece that had a tolerably good story and pretty neat characters but was almost as unintelligible as My Immortal. I wish I could find it again, because in hindsight it was pretty amusing. (At the time I was still naïve enough to believe everyone could spell words like father, so it all came as something of a shock.)

The first fanfic I wrote (while knowing it was fanfic) was a weird take on a Rose!Lives that I am forever ashamed of. I retained some of the ideas, though, and twisted it into another story that is pretty much unrecognizable as the same story and almost doesn't even qualify as a Rose!Lives anymore. So technically I'm still writing it. But not really.

Slightly amusing unrelated: I told some dude that I wrote fanfiction in one conversation. In a different conversation, I mentioned that I didn't appreciate reading sex scenes. It was almost impossible for him to reconcile these two ideas in his head, because somewhere he got the idea that it's not technically fanfiction if it doesn't include sex.

Yet another dude, immediately upon discovering that I wrote fanfiction, demanded to know whether or not I shipped. His definition of shipping turned out to be Aragorn/Legolas.

I think people who do not read or write fanfiction don't actually know what it is.

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