I'm simultaneously thinking of an agent and a fanfiction that I want to write.

My agent comes from an unidentified "real world" but not world one. He was a minor character from a fanfiction where he can't even identify why he was a bystander that could be caught in a plothole.

I'm thinking of a fanfiction that my dad was going to write but never did... Something about magical England not being separated from mundane England, and Hermione was the main voice. I'm stealing his Neville Longbottom interpretation, something about having a carnivorous plant and distractedly batting it away as it tries to eat him.

My disclaimer is going to read something along the lines of "I own everything except for Neville Longbottom and I inherited his pet, and this is a blatant ripoff of Harry Potter with an American version of Hogwarts and an original story in Rowling's world."

I still need to work on the disclaimer to blend eloquence and truth with brevity.