Hello, and greetings from a fellow lurker! As your n00b gift, I present to you one coupon for a custom gunblade of your choice, smithed by yours truly! Also... Percy Jackson?! Hooray!

...Watch out for the tea, eh?

Hi! Welcome to the Board.

So you have a preferred fandom? That's good. I don't have one as of yet, but maybe it would be best if I didn't. The Department of Mary Sues has a Freelance Division, after all.

Silly is good. The PPC loves silly people showing up.

Another magic-lover, eh? Are you also a Pokémon fan, by any chance? Because as your newbie gift, I'll give you a Delphox!

Enjoy the craziness that is the PPC!

Take this X-men jacket and Nightcrawler plushie

Welcome to the PPC! We do indeed love newbies here, so take your shoes off, leave your sanity at the door, and come on in!

As a welcome gift, I'll gift you with the music of one Henri Dutilleux: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Ib2dXTcak

How many of the Tortall books have you read? Which ones are your favorite? I've read up to Protector of the Small book one and the first Beka Cooper novel ("Terrier"). I tried reading Trickster's Choice, but I got confused halfway through.

Anyway, silly people fit right in here. Thanks for joining, and here's your complimentary bag of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. (Don't worry, I got rid of the gross ones.)

Hi, have some fudge!

I wouldn't worry too much about logins, just type your name in the "author" space (or let autocomplete do it for you). My login was eaten in a computer crash/reset and I've never been able to get a new one.

Hello and welcome!

I hereby give to you a lined Infinite Notebook, complete with urple covers and wilver binding. Enjoy, and don't look at it straight on!

-Aila

I dare not say anything about the Ironic Overpower... You must be pretty brave...
I lurked for probably... Over a month? before joining. You can thank Meekerbeeker for introducing me to the PPC through her stories.
Well, if you have a wikia account, in a few days you be able to edit the Unclaimed Badfic list. :3
No need to log in. *grins* actually, before I found out that you didn't need to put in your email, the Email fill-in was the only thing stopping me from joining XD
Aren't we all silly? :P

Welcome to the Board! I joined a few days ago, and also found the PPC via TV Tropes, although unlike you, I lurked on the wiki and the Original Series for about two weeks. As a fellow newbie, I give you best wishes!

I'm glad that we share a few fandoms. Percy Jackson is one of my minor fandoms that I didn't include in my introductory post, for whatever reason. I also really love the Harry Potter series.

Logging in isn't necessary, by the way. You can just type in a name.

I bestow upon thee a large U-shaped pillow. It may or may not bite; I'm not going to try to find out.

Hey!
Here have an urple colored pencil, get used to writing with your eyes closed with this wonderfully colored piece of stationary.

Have you read The Original Series and the Constitution? If not I suggest you do so right away (what are you sitting around for?)

Well I'm with you on the first two fandoms, can't say I've heard of the other two, but that doesn't really matter.

You'll fit right in, I don't think any of us are particularly that sensible.

Storme Hawk

Don't worry about logging in and all that; I don't think anybody bothers with it.

You've read Xanth, too? Isle of View! :D We share a lot of the same fandoms, it looks like. Very cool.

Lessee... presents... you get your very own Spearmint! Just watch out for the pointy end (make sure to point it at Mary Sues).