Subject: Let Me Tell You a Story
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Posted on: 2014-05-04 06:15:00 UTC

Seventeen years ago, a nerdy guy and his right around nine months pregnant wife sat down to watch The Empire Strikes Back. At the point where they're wrapping up the Hoth story arc, the wife has become incredibly bored. So bored, in fact, that her body decides it would rather go into labor than continue watching. So it does. The wife is in the hosptal until eleven o'clock, when she finally gives birth, an hour before May 5th. So, that's how my mother went into labor to get out of watching Star Wars, then gave birth to me on May the Fourth. That's not even the best part. My Dad paused the movie for her so they could finish when they got home.

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