Wow, we have a lot in common! I like all of the same stuff you do! Welcome to the board, feel free to... do whatever sentient chairs do. Also, while I'm not sure it'll be much use, have a coupon for one FREE, CUSTOM Gunblade, forged by yours truly!

Welcome to the PPC! We're not dead! (I feel like dancing! Kudos to you if you got that reference. And that one. Heh.)

A fellow Legend of Zelda fan! A fellow Fullmetal Alchemist fan! Woohoo! There are no evil government conspiracies here, just so you know. You can step away from the Alchemy circle, okay?

As a Welcome-To-The-Board gift, I should like to give you a Fluffy Velociraptor. His name is Jorge. (No biting, Jorge. Remember what happened last time?) I hope you two get along fine.

Welcome to the PPC, ah… Chair. (I'll have to get used to that one. Chair. Huh.)

Hello there! Please take this X-men uniform, and a Nightcrawler plushiee.

Hello and welcome!

I give to you a lined Infinite Notebook, complete with urple covers and wilver binding. Don't look at it straight on.

-Aila

Here is your gift… an amazing Elf-Bow! :D I love LotR too!

That's quite an ... interesting username you got there. Care to share what made you think of it?

As for your newbie gift, have your choice of Starter Pokemon!

Hello, fellow Nintendo fan! Have an Ice Rod! Wait, LoZ does stand for Legend of Zelda, right? If not, I'm sure I can find something else to provide a more fitting welcome present.

New stories don't come out all that frequently, actually. I don't know the exact numbers, but I'd estimate the average to be... once a month someone publishes new ones, when considering missions, interludes, and miscellanea all at once? That's probably wrong. Heck, this past month it happened twice from one person, who made four stories in total, so that alone is probably throwing the numbers off.

Take this X-men jacket and Nightcrawler plushie

Hi, have some fudge!

I've got a mission in beta right now, but things have been going slow. My work location moved down the strip mall, and it's harder to pick up a wifi signal, so I have to go to a coffee shop if I want to update anything on my Google Drive account. (I've dropped a couple hints to family about my upcoming birthday and a wifi antenna, but it's too early for any results.)

Hello, and welcome to the PPC!

I like Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter as well. I'm a bigger fan of Harry Potter than I am of Lord of the Rings, though. It's been a while since I have done any Lord of the Rings stuff.

Well, I'm new here too, so I can't write missions yet, but I would think that it all depends on the writer how long it takes, because once you get permission, you do not have to go through the process every time you make a new one. Or that's my impression. I'm very much sure that I am right, though.

Oh my gosh I share all of your fandoms that is AWESOME! *glomp* Your newbie gift is a Flying Rooster plush (from Link's Awakening)! If you hold it over your head, you might be able to hover a few inches off the ground.

Welcome, Mr. Chair? What are you made of?
Anyway, you should read the Constitution. It's important.
As to missions, I know that it takes usually takes me between two to three months in average to write one. RL, as Iximaz noted, is quite adapt at sapping my energy (hello there, army), and even when it doesn't I don't necessarily have the inspiration.
Last but not least, have a cup of Lapsang Souchoung tea. Just don't let the leaves eat you or your dog.

Welcome. I won't say pull up a chair and sit down, because you'd probably just end up sitting on yourself. Anyway, have a set of sparkly urple cushions made of tanned Sue-skin leather.

Always nice to see the Army of Potterheads growing. ;) And another Pokemaniac! I have a plush Bulbasaur- you can hold him, but he's mine.

Some people can fire out missions like PEZ dispensers release candy, but most of us take a while to write. Real life can be a drag.