I got Kallista Dove Brightsoul. Please, kill me.

Speaking of Mary Sues, does anyone know a good Walking Dead Mary Sue?

Raven Trixie Potter is about as stereotypical as one can get. Bone thin, named after her inevitable "raven hair" but lumbered with Trixie as a real name by her totally abusive parents who don't give her exactly what she wants and are therefore literally Satan.

I await her incineration via Hermione with great anticipation. =]

Raven Blossom Fairheart

Sounds vaguely interesting, actually. Maybe I can charm animals into doing my bidding with my voice and/or hypnotic dance skills? (Seriously, Disney!Esmeralda was a good dancer.)

I could be from any fantasy continuum! That's the best part! I probably wouldn't be a luster, though; not too many fictional crushes. I think I'd be more of a "Best Friend Sue". You know, the kind that always gets to be bestest buddies with the author's favorite no matter what?

Based on names I got from the list.Wish me luck

Nyx Butterfly of Rohan was going to marry her tue luv Legolas, win he waz KIDNAPED by that bitch Arwin!!!. Now she must go on a quest with her BFFs Artemis Ringbearer and Sapphire Swiftblade because their twue luffs Draco and Wolverine were KIDNAPED two!!. They also meet a wise wizard named Raven Fairheart who gives them awesome magical powerz. She then tellz tim to go meat her friends Kyrstal Malfoy and Esmrelda Wildsong whoze boy friends were kinapped tooo! PLEAZE REVEIW

I'm not going to lie, that was fun.

Also I've noticed that the list repeated the name Sapphire. Can we change that to Sakura, or maybe Hikari? I've seen that name a lot in bad anime fan fiction.

Based on names I got from the list.Wish me luck

Nyx Butterfly of Rohan was going to marry her tue luv Legolas, win he waz KIDNAPED by that bitch Arwin!!!. Now she must go on a quest with her BFFs Artemis Ringbearer and Sapphire Swiftblade because their twue luffs Draco and Wolverine were KIDNAPED two!!. They also meet a wise wizard named Raven Fairheart who gives them awesome magical powerz. She then tellz tim to go meat her friends Kyrstal Malfoy and Esmrelda Wildsong whoze boy friends were kinapped tooo! PLEAZE REVEIW

I'm not going to lie, that was fun.

Also I've noticed that the list repeated the name Sapphire. Can we change that to Sakura, or maybe Hikari? I've seen that name a lot in bad anime fan fiction.

Since the surname is Potter, I will recast my Stu self as Dreaded Master Potter the Undying. He will insist to all of his mind-controlled underlings that "Master" is his real first name, and thus they should refer to him as such both in the formal and casual senses, though deep in their minds, buried somewhere in the vestigial portion of themselves that still experiences free will even under the unending torrent of Aura of Smooth, every one of them will doubt him. Some will even laugh. Well, laugh as best they can with the mind-clamp that prevents them from making fun of him in place. I imagine Krystal Potter would have a number of issues about mockery of his name, so that clamp would be the first thing he patches into his mind-control field.

Huh. I am Sapphire Ivy Fairheart. I will laugh out loud now. Ha, ha, ha! XD.

Where did you find this again?

You will now make a list for the Gary Stus. This is embarrassing. >:(

Except I'm a guy, so... actually, no, that makes it even better.

But first, my Sue name: Felina Silver the Light. Could also claim "of Rohan" if I wanted to use my maiden name.

So, Gary Stus. In my observations, Stus tend not to have overly flowery names. The name might make a statement about who they are, what they're about, etc., and they might use a code-name instead of their real name, and they might steal the name of a cool canon character; but otherwise any suitably tough-sounding guy name will do. Here are some I've thought of or lifted from the Slain Mary Sues category:

1. Shadow
2. Blade
3. Jack
4. John
5. Viper
6. Steel
7. Blaze
8. Spike
9. Angel
10. Matrix
11. Mace
12. Ronin

Last names will probably be descriptive, stolen, or not exist at all, because one-word names are badass. You could also forgo a first name and just pick one of these. Here are some ideas:

1. (too cool for a last name)
2. the Wolf
3. Silverblade
4. the Hedgehog
5. Freeman
6. 3000
7. Black Death [yes, I have actually seen this]
8. Skywalker
9. X
10. (way too cool for a last name)
11. the Wanderer
12. the Gunslinger

Middle names... eh, not likely. So, what other Stuish first and last names can we come up with?

~Neshomeh

Or that's what it would be if I was a Sue. According to a random online Gary Stu name generator my name is more accurately Cameron Dalziel Haviland.

Wow. Sapphire Butterfly. That's not too bad of a pony mane actually. Perhaps a breezie name? Would make for a good Parody Pony Sue at least.

Now, as a guy, I have to choose a Gary Stu name. How about... Sanguis Valentulus. That's Latin for "Carnage McStrongguy." Roughly translated.

Do I get extra points if my real name is Arianna?

(The first time I told hS, he said: That's a Sue name. And Reader, I still married him)

Or alternately;

Jade Silver Baggins

Evenstar Silver Baggins

Evenstar Silver Krystal.





Ew.

Jackpot.

...but since I'm a dude, I prefer the name "Brad Thunderbiceps".

Jackpot.

...but since I'm a dude, I prefer the name "Brad Thunderbiceps".

...

Oh dear God... This is just... My Goodness...

That brings me to an interesting anecdote, though: there's a girl at my school whose last name is Greenleaf; she's in the Shakespeare Society and, when we were getting to know the Shakers her fun fact was that she was related to Legolas.

Naturally I started going all "GREENLEAF IS JUST A TRANSLATION OF HIS FIRST NAME AND ACTUALLY NOT HIS SURNAME".

Might explain why I didn't get into the society...

*winces* Ouuuuuch.

But no, why stop there? I have middle names! And Sues are famous for having many. Now, let's see...

Jade Aurora Felina Heather Greenleaf. Yup. Totally me. But, hey, why not add in what I get from DawnFire? I've already got Aurora, but not Odette...so that makes me Jade Aurora Felina Heather Odette Greenleaf.

...hold on, let's make that more speshul :D

*~**~Jade Aurora Felina Heather Odette Greenleaf*~*~~

I'd add colors, too, but I can't bring myself to spend the time finding the code and then fussing with it :D

So. From this name...I'm related to Legolas, can turn into a cat (or else am some sort of catgirl--catelleth?), think I'm a swan, and probably have green eyes and wear a lot of heather-colored--y'know what, I probably wear a feminine version of Legolas' movie outfit. Oh, and odds are I either think I'm Sleeping Beauty or some sort of goddess of dawn--

...

...Karen, if you're reading this, I want answers.

I'm also beginning to want to draw my Sue-self. Oh dear.

Also, Brenda Loringham would be Sapphire Harkness. This amuses me quite a bit. Funnily enough, her partner, Charlie Shoe, would be Raven Tyler. I guess I chose good names for them!

Y'know what (can you tell I love these things?), I'm just going to do this for all my female agents. Sounds like fun.

Dawn McKenna...Aurora Way
T'ar...Sapphire, or Sapphire Daphne
The Reader...Artemis
Gurnirel...Hunter

And some kids:
Ruby Angharad Sato...Artemis Krystal Tyler
Seren Keladry Sato...Esmeralda Nyx Tyler

...nope, I prefer their real names.

And, because why not:

Jay Thorntree...Serenity Ringbearer
Acacia Byrd...Krystal Fairheart
Luxury...Ordellya

...anyone for a rewrite of the Original Series (or other stories) with Sue names? :D

~DF

I actually sorta like the name Fairheart as a last name. It would be especially ironic on a selfish, stuck-up nobleperson. *ideas*

It's sort of pretty in general, though. Just put something ordinary before it.

And ooh, Iximaz, your birthday's two days before mine!)

-Aila

I (sort of) share my first name - Raven - with My Immortals, and my last name - Swanne - with Bella Swan. Not good.

Full name - Raven Trixie Swanne.
I hate it.

Interesting because it is mine! Well, almost, but if I'm a Sue, then I'm allowed to say that only being sort of right is the same as being totally correct! There's only room for one Esmeralda Glimmer around here.

0_0

I love how most of these last names are actual last names from canons. That's awesome. This is cool! Out of curiosity, can I spell it "Esmyredla?"


I now feel the need to point out that I was joking about that. Just in case it was misleading. Also that I have nothing against any real people who might happen to be named Esmyrelda. (I don't think there is.)

And happy birthday! I see that's coming up.