Subject: Excuse me, Mr. Sunflower Official...
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Posted on: 2014-04-25 22:05:00 UTC

As much as I appreciate you dropping by, would you and the Marquis de Sod please go back to your... uh... continuum? My agent and I might be fairly new still, but I've read about the PPC's history and really don't want to experience a second Blackout firsthand.

Thank you for your concern, but we Boarders are, funnily enough, capable of handling ourselves. Mostly. I have a roll of duct tape and know how to use it; never fear.

Have you considered asking any of the TARDIS-owning Time Lord agents to look for the guy who "did this job"? I hear they're very good at finding specific people.

Yours truly,
-Iximaz

P.S. Next time you accidentally broadcast to the entire Board, don't try to cover up. It doesn't fool anyone. We might not be Flowers, but we are a bit smarter than an average bear.

P.P.S. Before you go, I'm curious- what does Flower food 'taste' like?

P.P.P.S. Rina says her first paycheck is a few weeks overdue. You might want to look into that. Please don't kill me.

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