Subject: Yet more proof of the Rule of Blarg!
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Posted on: 2014-04-26 17:31:00 UTC
The Rule of Blarg was a little thing I discovered upon reading Cupcakes. The rule states that the lighter and fluffier the canon (like MLP:FIM), then the darker and more… horrible the fanon (Cupcakes, the Rainbow Factory, etc…).
Why do these authors continually prove the Rule of Blarg correct?
http://www.fimfiction.net/index.php?view=category&user=181101
My Little Pony, troll/porn/gore author and stories.
This link is of a new authors recently added stories. I think everything this author has written could and should be presented to the PPC and the story, "Iron Will’s Foalcon Necrophilia Sex Rampage" is possible for the legendary badfic board. Seeing how it has blown up. This specific trollfic is rather... disturbing when thought about it. Even for only being around 10-15K words total.
I won't give any examples or spoilers but a lot of foalhoods are taken and alot of necrophilia is present. above that, the author spares no eyes of pure volgarity in detail. The word "..." or any variation on he word is used so many times I had lost count.
Spork this shit, it is literally the worse thing I've ever read!
The Rule of Blarg was a little thing I discovered upon reading Cupcakes. The rule states that the lighter and fluffier the canon (like MLP:FIM), then the darker and more… horrible the fanon (Cupcakes, the Rainbow Factory, etc…).
Why do these authors continually prove the Rule of Blarg correct?
You know if a there are any replacements of canon charcters, then they might be worth collecting a couple of samples, For the Department of Expermetation and Research Of Mary Sues
I haven't the slightest idea what you mean ^_^ but yes. Iron Will is kinda Mary Sue Godlike OP in this fic series. it's quite disturbing.
I wouldn't dare send Agents in there.... The poor guys...
I feel like this would rank up there along the lines of cupcakes and such in the Legendary badfic's catagory, namely due to how explosive it's been.
I've never really used the PPC before, actually this is the first time I've been on it, though I've read through the legendary badfics and actually explored a few of them, such as "That One Series" x_x and I still can't look at Harry Potter after that coffee one.
Also what's with the (nm) thing at the end of some peoples posts?
Sometimes, people forget that the (nm) is automatically slapped on the end of their textless post, so we get (nm)(nm)s.
Well anyways, I'm still new to this site, so I'm not sure what procedures are needed and such. I figured just dropping a link to this guys stories are brutal and need to be brought to the attention of you all. So there you go. ^_^ I hope it gets sporked, though I feel sorry for that unlucky/those unlucky individuals.
But I got the definite impression that it was supposed to be a happy little story about friends primarily aimed at young girls. This is just sad.
You're almost there, it's target audiance is 8 year old girls and their parents. Both parents. and so, 20ish year old guys get into the show. Which I don't see much problem with this concidering the fact that this is rated E for everyone
People immediately assume bronies are creepy or pedophiles or gay. And while yes, there are some bronies who are creepy, or pedophiles, or gay, the creepy pedos aren't the majority, thank god. I'm not sure of the statistics regarding gay bronies, and though I know a few gay bronies, I'm fairly sure they're not the majority- and even if they are/were, people shouldn't make such a stink about it.
The fans just aren't seen very favorably because of that stupid thing called 'gender stereotypes'. It 20 year-old women were watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, nobody would call them perverts.
Tl;dr it's kind of a sore spot for me... especially when people just put bronies into an even more negative light by writing crap like this.
When my mom was first made aware of the fandom, she sat me down to warn me that probably most adult male bronies were only in it because they were pedophiles hoping to get some young girls.
I've met several bronies, and they're mostly nice people who will give you help on your stories if you ask for it.
Being a 20 year old single guy who happens to love a kids shoe doesn't make me a psychotic pedophile. I do feel this set of stories needs to be sporked though its worse than 90% of the bad shit out there, and it's exploding in views and ratings and comments.
Well I guess everybody has different tastes
Dumb phone...
Brony study, headed by the fandom's personal team of psychologists (who are outside of the fandom, yet find it interesting) have conducted numerous studies on bronies. One of the fist ones was, quite simply, what is a brony. You can find all kinds of interesting things here.
However, to answer the question on the sexuality of bronies, here are the numbers. Now, granted, this study was taken a year or two ago, so it may not be 100% accurate, but close enough for our purposes. Here are the numbers:
84% heterosexual
1.7% homosexual
10.3% Bisexual
3.8% Asexual
Also, 86% of the fandom is male. Sorry trans folks, they asked a binary question. The rest are assumed female. So there we go.
Also, since I'm here. Iximaz, how's the mission going?
*headdesk* And this is why I need to stop procrastinating.
I'm being a terrible person right now.
Ugh. ^_^'
Why do people keep ruining the MLP fandom?!
*looks in fic*
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Why would any troll want to do this!?
*runs to get the eyewash*
Never underestimate the power of the bleeproduct!
The best thing is, it can also be used as a mouthwash.
*hands out container to everyone*
Bleepwash, anyone!?