*Attempts to reach past you to nab the cake* …must …eat CAKE! *Regains control of hunger* Sorry about that. I wish you a very happy birthday.

…cake...

Bonne fete Tomash,
Bonne fete Tomash,
Bonne fete bonne fete,
bonne fete Tomash!

Happy 18th, no, you don't have to be responsible and mature. Three years until then, don't worry :D
(sorry that I don't have accents, the school computer won't do them)

I'll take a slice if there's any left. Did someone say it was red velvet?

As a gift, you can have a pretty good Wicked/Return to Oz fusion fic: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6357752/1/The-Shattering-of-Oz

I like red velvet with cream cheese frosting. Is there any of that?

Herpy birthderp, by the way.

Happy birthday! Have a happy dance!

('-') ('-')/ (/'-')/ ('-')/

Bah, who needs responsibility? Immaturity is so much more fun!

I'm 21. Y'all make me feel old. Damn kids, off mah lawn, etc. =]

A hundred happy returns to you. Who knows why people keep sending them back? They seem perfectly nice to me. Well, I suppose it just means you get them all to yourself.

I hope you have a fantastic year.

Happy birthday!

*hands large box of unidentifiable gooey sweets and showers with packing peanuts*

-Aila