GUYS, GUYS, I FOUND JULIUS CAESAR BADFIC.

I found a Free! badfic by thishazeleyeddemon on 2014-04-13 20:48:00 UTC Reply

It's M-rated, with a character called Haru having sex with the ocean, a character called Rin trying to kill the ocean, and transformations into Cthulhu. The only mercy seems to be that it's short and the SPaG is okay.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9586598/1/

GUYS, GUYS, I FOUND JULIUS CAESAR BADFIC. by Lily Winterwood on 2014-04-15 16:12:00 UTC Reply

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9397468/1/Junior-year-Modern-day-Julius-Caesar-fic

It's Bad Slash starring Cassius and Brutus in a high school AU of melodrama and really awful makeout scenes. It's a bit nsfw, too.

I ship Brutus/Cassius because my school's production of JC made it explicitly canon and stuff but this is just... sad. Now I'm going to need to write my own modern AU to make up for it.

Wow! Julius Caesar? by Dark Brother 16 on 2014-04-16 15:21:00 UTC Reply

Great find! Can I use it in my own series, Imaginations Collide?

Only if you make Shakespeare jokes. by Lily Winterwood on 2014-04-16 18:52:00 UTC Reply

No, I'm kidding. Have at it.

Shakespeare Jokes by Dark Brother 16 on 2014-04-16 22:01:00 UTC Reply

No problem. The biggest problem is deciding when to do this fic, after getting the series started to begin with.

This is a thing I might mission. Eventually. by Ekyl on 2014-04-15 17:36:00 UTC Reply

It'd be an excuse to do the slashwraith exorcism in Latin and stuff, that'd be cool.

Well, Intel and I are thinking of missioning it by Lily Winterwood on 2014-04-15 17:38:00 UTC Reply

We'll have lots of Shakespeare jokes. :D

You and the entire DoI? (nm) by Ekyl on 2014-04-15 17:39:00 UTC Reply

Oh, I mean IntelligentAirhead. My partner in crime. by Lily Winterwood on 2014-04-15 17:40:00 UTC Reply

Sorry, her nickname's Intel and I forget that's also what we call the DOI.

A 66 chapter long high school AU. Ouch. by Ekyl on 2014-04-15 17:42:00 UTC Reply

Well, good luck with that and lemme know if you could use any additional backup, heh. I just thought it'd be cool/funny to do a proper (literal in this case!) Roman exorcism in mission at some point.

We're probably going to just get half of it. by Lily Winterwood on 2014-04-15 17:46:00 UTC Reply

Because at chapter 35, Cassius gets pregnant with either Brutus or Titinius's kid.

Pretty sure that's far away enough from Canon, just sayin'.

Yeah, nowhere says you have to sit through it all. by Ekyl on 2014-04-15 17:46:00 UTC Reply

Still, that's 35 chapters to tackle, hope you've a lot of material planned.

...66 chapters?! (nm) by Ekyl on 2014-04-15 17:36:00 UTC Reply
Urm. by Desdendelle on 2014-04-15 17:26:00 UTC Reply

Em. Whuh. Julius Caesar as in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar? Fack the actual whut.

Yeah, the Shakespeare one. (nm) by Lily Winterwood on 2014-04-15 17:31:00 UTC Reply

I dunno, that sounds like Free! to me. by Neshomeh on 2014-04-14 15:55:00 UTC Reply

I'm kidding. But Free! is pretty ridiculous. I saw more or less the last half of the show at a con, because I had nothing better to do at the time. It doesn't have subtext so much as bright neon lights flashing THIS IS A METAPHOR! THIS IS A METAPHOR!

Personally, I think this fic is on-target and pretty funny. {X D

~Neshomeh

why can I never find badfics anyone wants to kill? (nm) by thishazeleyeddemon on 2014-04-14 15:57:00 UTC Reply

Surely that's a good thing? by Huinesoron on 2014-04-15 08:56:00 UTC Reply

It means that, in the fandoms/genres/whatever you're looking at, there aren't any/many 'badfics' worthy of the name. It indicates that the quality of fanfiction in the area is higher than you'd believed. In other words (and in-universe), it means we're winning!

No?

hS

this was probably written by a troll (nm) by 7.65x54R on 2014-04-14 01:59:00 UTC Reply

does that mean it can't be killed? by thishazeleyeddemon on 2014-04-14 03:14:00 UTC Reply

I mean, it'd be handled by the, what's it called, Department of Trollfic? But I don't think there's any reason why it shouldn't be killed...

Nah by Snowy the Sane Fangirl on 2014-04-16 04:38:00 UTC Reply

C*l*br**n was a trollfic, and it got killed.

I'm not sure it was. by Huinesoron on 2014-04-16 16:52:00 UTC Reply

'legolas by laura' almost certainly was (though it's never been proven), but Clbrn is simply too long and detailed - and 'well written' - for me to believe it's a troll. Trolls simply don't put that much effort into a story - because why would they? Heck, Clbrn probably took longer to write than it had people leaving reviews for afterwards!

hS

It's certainly still missionable! by doctorlit on 2014-04-14 03:53:00 UTC Reply

Typically, trollfics go to the Troll Division of the Department of Bad Parody. Or someone in the All-Purpose Department, Free! Division. Or anyone in the Department of Floaters. Or any agents getting an off-theme troll mission as punishment for something. Etc, etc.

*facepalms* by thishazeleyeddemon on 2014-04-14 03:55:00 UTC Reply

Clearly, it's time for me to review PPC canon. I actually forgot about the Floaters.

Considering it's the least coherently-themed Department, by doctorlit on 2014-04-14 14:45:00 UTC Reply

it's understandable.