Subject: Sláinte!
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Posted on: 2014-03-17 07:26:00 UTC
In honor of Saint Patrick's Day, I have a few gifts for the community. The first is a PPC-themed Irish filk song:
THE WILD BADFIC, AKA THE VETERAN'S LAMENT
(To the tune of ‘The Wild Rover’)
Now I’ve been an agent for many a year,
Been drownin’ my memories in Bleeprin-laced beer
My sanity's slippin’ and my nerves are all shot,
And I think that the PPC’s took all I’ve got.
(Chorus)
And it’s no! Nay! Never!
*clap clap clap clap*
No nay never, no more!
Will I read the wild badfic
No never, no more.
I’ve seen Sues and Stus, and some slash-wraiths as well,
I’ve seen canon characters been put through hell.
I’ve seen gibbering agents and maddening sights
and I’ve been in a thousand and one different fights.
(Chorus)
I went to the Flowers to tell them my mind,
But the answer I got, it was rather unkind.
They told me to buck up, and remember the cause,
Before tossing me back to the fanfiction maws.
(Chorus)
And so back in my RC, I mope and I howl,
And I curse all the Flowers in my mood most foul.
I think that I’ll quit now, my path’s crystal clear--
Never mind that I said the same thing just last year.
(Chorus, repeated twice)
The second is a drawing of a few PPC agents enjoying the day, as it were: http://poorcynic.deviantart.com/art/Slainte-440943141
Ta!
PoorCynic
