Subject: Today is a very special day.
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Posted on: 2014-02-19 21:51:00 UTC

Today, 18 years ago, my mother gave birth to me.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

Yes, today I turned 18, which means that I am, officially, an adult. I can vote! I can sign all of my own contracts! I can go to all those fun adult plases that were blocked from me before! Except for bars, still can't drink. Not that I mind much, as I think alcohol tastes awful, but that's beside the point.

Anyway, I just thought you should know.

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IM AN ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUULT!!!!!

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