Revenge Ship!

Subject: Revenge Ship!
Author: Herr Wozzeck
Posted on: 2014-02-20 01:54:00 UTC

So Ima ship World-Jumper/Huinesoron. 'Cause thanks for leaving me all cold an alone, World-Jumper! =P

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Shipping the PPC by Huinesoron on 2014-02-19 11:44:00 UTC Reply

Who's up for some shipping?

As all (some? None?) know, next month will be the PPC Community Shipfic Fest, in which people write horribly OOC stories about each other and generally have a good time.

This is not that.

Rather, this is an attempt to make that more fun, by compiling a list of ships to laugh over. The story-writing - and the signing up to agree to be in stories - will happen in March, as scheduled.

When the very first Shipfest happened, it started with a list: a list of the pairings (and more-than-pairings) Bjam and BeautyID shipped on the Board. Of course, practically everyone on that list has since departed (seriously, looking down the list... the remaining people I can see are me, Kaitlyn, Dann, AW, Araeph... yep, I think that's it. And Kaitlyn never posts, and AW only just came back.)

So let's make another one. That way we can use it as a basis (and expand on it) for the Shipficfest - and can write it now without it getting tangled up in the stories-and-permission, er, tangle. (I'm... sort of assuming no-one will seriously object to seeing '[Their name]/[Someone else's name]: because [reason]'? Am I wrong?)

The rules... are simple:

-List your PPC Community ships - people in the PPC community (not organisation) that you totally think are/should be together.
-Give reasons for your ships. Otherwise it's just a random name generator.
-Revenge shipping is perfectly okay!
-Shipping someone with yourself - if you're not actually in a relationship - should be avoided; that's a bit creepy.
-No stories. This is just a list. Stories is next month.
-Have fun! It's a ludicrous exercise in ridiculousness, after all.

I'll post my list in a reply, to keep things neat. And I'll do so tomorrow, so that anyone who has vehement and violent objections to their name being listed next to a slash can speak up, in which case we'll just scrap the thread and do it in March.

hS

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I've been lurking for so long, I'm not sure I'm shippable by Tomash on 2014-02-22 02:26:00 UTC Reply

No, that isn't a challenge. Or is it?

Also, Bryn/VM/Miah, since they're the (newly expanded) returnbies club.

Of course you're shippable! by Desdendelle on 2014-02-22 13:32:00 UTC Reply

Tomash/Phobos, because neither posts a lot.

Just gonna throw in two more. by DawnFire on 2014-02-21 13:22:00 UTC Reply

Mind you, these are the (mild) crackships. (I say 'mild' because that really long one Wobbles wrote with the penguins far outstrips anything else).

Neshomeh/Wiki, because reasons. No, seriously, there are reasons. With all the time and effort she spends making sure it makes its way towards achieving perfection...well, there must be something there, right? Right? /hides/

And, of course, Boarders/Shipping. Look how much fun we're having! Almost...too much fun, if you know what I mean...

(I don't think I've ever written so much innuendo in my life. No idea if it's even good innuendo, for that matter. Oh well.)

~DF

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Well... by RinaAndRanda (Rina) on 2014-02-20 20:02:00 UTC Reply

Since I've only been here a month (Wow, really? It seems a lot longer...), I doubt anyone would really care about crackshipping me with anyone else.

But I don't care! :D I'm gonna just do some ships based on names alone. The ship names are very important, after all!

Wozzektheclown: Just because it sounds funny. Seriously, that's it.

Lily WinterWorld-Jumper: Seen them interacting a few times, and I like how world and wood sound kind of similar.

*dons hard hat* This should get interesting...

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Rina/Lily. Two people with overly-long names... by Huinesoron on 2014-02-21 12:52:00 UTC Reply

... that are easily shortened into actual names.

hS

REVENGE SHIP! by RinaAndRanda (Rina) on 2014-02-22 21:11:00 UTC Reply

hS and Randa. Because she will drive you even more insane than any badfic. :3

hnnnngggg by RinaAndRanda (Randa) on 2014-02-22 23:29:00 UTC Reply

Just for that I'm making a crack pairing comic of you and the sue we're going to kill soon....
Be prepared.

Oh no you DI'INT! by RinaAndRanda (Rina) on 2014-02-22 23:33:00 UTC Reply

And just when I thought you could stoop no lower...

you have no idea by RinaAndRanda (Randa) on 2014-02-22 23:37:00 UTC Reply

Hell, I could get freaky nasty with it too and you know it. But I wont because I love you -chu-

I should not watch so much Monty Python. by Lily Winterwood on 2014-02-23 01:55:00 UTC Reply

Mostly because I'm getting this funny mental image of a person with two heads sitting at a computer arguing with each other on an online forum.

I shall taunt you a second time. by RinaAndRanda (Rina) on 2014-02-23 22:09:00 UTC Reply

Oh geez, if Randa and I were connected, I'd go insane. Seriously, she's shipped me with a SUE. That should tell you something.

Don't give up on the Pythons because of us!
shh shh no by RinaAndRanda (Randa) on 2014-02-23 02:17:00 UTC Reply

Don't stop on our account. Monty Python is too good to give up.
(omg I gotta draw this though holy shit)

New Ship by Storme Hawk on 2014-02-20 18:56:00 UTC Reply

Desdendelle/theIrishSamurai/Dawnfire
Because so many other people have shipped their beta's I might as well go for it as well.
Or alternatively
Desdendelle/theIrishSamurai (first 2 beta's for my permission piece) and Dawnfire/sonofheaven176 (second two beta's)
I'm thanking ALL the deities I've ever known... by KittyEden on 2014-02-20 12:34:00 UTC Reply

....that I'm not on this list. *parties* Of course, now I just opened myself up to attack....

Anyway, I can't really think of many ships. Maybe Outhra/Huinesoron ?

Poor fool. by wobblestheclown on 2014-02-20 13:58:00 UTC Reply

KittyEden/Techno-Dann

Also known as the laser pointer ship. =]

I think I ship... by Ailavyn Siniyash on 2014-02-20 07:13:00 UTC Reply

...Araeph/Phobos because their baronies are right next to each other.

And, by implication, all the other neighbouring baronial seats (which is totally not the right term, but oh well).

-Aila
Revenge Ship! by Herr Wozzeck on 2014-02-20 01:54:00 UTC Reply

So Ima ship World-Jumper/Huinesoron. 'Cause thanks for leaving me all cold an alone, World-Jumper! =P

How is that revenge? hS is a nice man. by World-Jumper on 2014-02-20 04:14:00 UTC Reply

...I'm not gay, just so everybody knows. I'm fine with the shippings, because it's silly and for fun, but, still. So you know. *cough*

(Herr, I laughed for a good five minutes when I read that. Well done!)

I must admit, now I'm curious... by Pretzel on 2014-02-19 21:19:00 UTC Reply

...who would you guys ship me with? I'm not sure who I'd ship with one another, merely because I haven't quite thought about it.

Pretzel/Araeph by DawnFire on 2014-02-21 13:18:00 UTC Reply

Because you're both oldbies who I haven't spoken to half as much as I'd like, don't know half as as well as you deserve--y'know what, I'm not sure this misquote is really working, but that's the reason.

Ship it, chaps. Shiiiiiip iiiiiiiiit. :D

~DF
Oh, that's easy. by Huinesoron on 2014-02-20 09:20:00 UTC Reply

Pretzel/Kaitlyn, because Kaitlyn used to 'work' in a 'bakery', if you know what I mean. (I mean she used to work in a bakery)

Pretzel/Phobos - This ship brought to you by the letter 'P'.

Pretzel/Storm Hawke, because you're both so eager to be shipped...

Pretzel/the concept of shipping - because ferries. ;)

hS

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Pretzel / Makari by Techno-Dann on 2014-02-20 05:19:00 UTC Reply

A ship that's all about ferries!

I do rather like ferries... (nm) by Pretzel on 2014-02-20 05:21:00 UTC Reply

Some more for the pile: by wobblestheclown on 2014-02-19 18:32:00 UTC Reply

Notary/Morgan

This is something of a one-sided hatecrush on the Notary's part, one that the poor dear's trying deeply to repress. =]

Wobbles/Sugar

"GET IN ME" -- Agent Wobbles

And for the OOC ones: by wobblestheclown on 2014-02-19 18:35:00 UTC Reply

Huinesoron/Araeph

Because they're two great tastes that taste great together. =]

wobblestheclown/Neshomeh

Because she reads my first drafts without wanting to kill me. That's a sign of love, right?

Right?

...

I'll be in my trailer with my Nickelback albums.

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I want to see what wobblestheclown/Desdendelle looks like. by Lily Winterwood on 2014-02-20 00:46:00 UTC Reply

Mostly because Notary/Librarian sounds so entertaining in-universe.
2nd slight problem... by firemagic on 2014-02-20 00:34:00 UTC Reply

You're not supposed to ship yourself with anyone. It's a bit creepy, to quote the original post.

You mean I moved into Des's bathroom ceiling for NOTHING? =] by wobblestheclown on 2014-02-20 13:56:00 UTC Reply

Must've missed that bit. Whoops. I'd excise it, but message board.

I don't object. by Neshomeh on 2014-02-20 16:30:00 UTC Reply

Following the rules in the future is good, though. {= )

In retaliation, I propose wobblestheclown/Ekyl/Desdendelle, who were totally all up in each other's business in that Gdoc.

Also wobblestheclown/Herr Wozzeck, 'cause I've recently beta'd for them both.

~Neshomeh

If we're talking about that... by Desdendelle on 2014-02-20 16:48:00 UTC Reply

wobblestheclown/Sergio Turbo because they're my latest Beta clients.
That said... Wobbles, get out of my bathroom - the spiders called, they want their living space back.
(Yes, I have cobwebs in various corners of ceilings in my house. Atmospheric, plus the spiders catch some of the mosquitoes that would have otherwise bit me or my family.)
The gauntlet has been thrown... by wobblestheclown on 2014-02-20 16:46:00 UTC Reply

Tell 'em, Bugs.

Okay, let's see...

Desdomeh is the obvious portmanteau, for the reasons you yourself outlined. Deskyl is a more argumentative, Beatrice and Benedick-style affair.

I say affair because the only ship anyone should ever ship is Desdenelle/Rina/Randa/A vat of pureed watermelon/Clothing that seems to be primarily metal rings held together with thin leather or PVC belts/One of those strange Japanese body pillow efforts with a picture of a galloping horse on it/A small painted wooden duck/Seven copies of the Zambezi mod for Civilisation V/A stuffed penguin/A non-stuffed penguin/Neshomeh while dressed as a penguin or similar large seabird/A slightly used electric toothbrush/And some chap I met in the mess hall this morning called Bernard.

=]

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So that's... by Huinesoron on 2014-02-21 14:28:00 UTC Reply

... three women, two men, a sweet foodstuff, revealing clothing (and one penguin suit), a body pillow, two toys, multiple computer games, an animal, and a long thin buzzing thing.

I reckon that could work. Presumably the seventh copy of the Zambezi mod is for the cameraperson? (The sixth, obviously, is for the penguin). The most difficult aspect to fit in may be the duck...

hS
Deskyl sounds like some fantasy villain (nm) by Ekyl on 2014-02-21 05:38:00 UTC Reply
Y'know... by Desdendelle on 2014-02-20 16:51:00 UTC Reply

Desdomeh+Tea was already a thing last year.

Slight problem by Phobos on 2014-02-19 18:35:00 UTC Reply

This is actually supposed to be about community members, not our characters. They have their own game later in the year.

-Phobos

One more for the pile by Mikelus on 2014-02-19 18:25:00 UTC Reply

Kellysinaga/ThatThatShan'tBeNamed Because Newbies.
Oh, lovely. Shipping. by World-Jumper on 2014-02-19 18:19:00 UTC Reply

I, myself, am not much of a shipper. I find it a strange hobby to pair two people who you know barely anything about together.

That said, stuff like this is hilarious! So, let's break out the rum and skervy our dogs, 'cause we gots ships to sail!

Arrright, who do I be shippen togethar? Oi hav' in my personal fleet:

DawnFire/Karen - Day call demselves Brain Twins! Day arrre worken on an OFU togethar! Karen even wrote a poem for Dawn! Iffen dat aint enough resens for yeh, oi don't know what to tell yah.

DemonFiren/darklordaakmal - Because Dark Lords and Demons need somebody to brood with. Oh, wait, my accent. Um, Yar!

Herr Wozzek/sonofheaven176 - 'Cause dey were me beta readars, and oi thought oi'd pay dem back. By shippin' dem togethar!

And, 'o course: Jay/Acacia. Ye nevar said dey had to be active members, did yah?

Now, iffen yeh excuse me, oi got some ships to plundar.

(And now one that I made for a God-awful joke:

Huinesoron/Phobos - While they're both permission givers, some nights, they're fine with receiving.)

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OBJECTION! by son_of_heaven176 on 2014-02-19 19:09:00 UTC Reply

Though I am perfectly content to be included in the Shipfic Fest this time one may remember that I wasn't last time, please remove Herr/SOH176 from that list. I don't play that way!

Oh, fine. by World-Jumper on 2014-02-19 19:24:00 UTC Reply

I'll just leave Herr over here. Alone. Loveless. Without his angel to comph-

OK, I'm going too far. Sorry about that, I should have checked that list of people who did not want to be shipped.
Blasted HTML errors. Let's try that again... by son_of_heaven176 on 2014-02-19 19:11:00 UTC Reply

Though I am perfectly content to be included in the Shipfic Fest this time (one may remember that I wasn't last time), please remove Herr/SOH176 from that list. I don't play that way!

Clarification: by Huinesoron on 2014-02-19 19:57:00 UTC Reply

Are you asking that your ship with Herr be removed from the list, or that a note be added in March that you don't want shipfics written with you and other men (or just with Herr)?

Any of those is fine, but I cain't do it unless I know.

hS

The second option. by son_of_heaven176 on 2014-02-19 23:02:00 UTC Reply

Please, no M/M shipfics involving me. Thanks for understanding.

I'll play your game, you rogue. by Phobos on 2014-02-19 17:53:00 UTC Reply

Let's see what I can come up with.

hS/VM - I ship the two-letter abbreviations.

firemagic/wobblestheclown/darklordaakmal - No capitals? Words slammed together? I'd ship that.

Storm Hawk/SeaTurtle/99Hedgehog/Sevenswans - So many animal names to ship.

Huinesoron/Lily Winterwood - They do seem to be enjoying each others' company further down the thread. This ship is totally not a revengeship. Nope.

-Phobos

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Why am I in a threesome? by darklordaakmal on 2014-02-20 05:44:00 UTC Reply

LOL.

I am going to assume... by Phobos on 2014-02-20 13:19:00 UTC Reply

...that your objection stems from the fact that it is only a threesome. In order to address that, I give you:

darklordaakmal/Herr Wozzeck/KittyEden/Ailavyn Siniyash/World-Jumper/Storm Hawk/Lily Winterwood/Ekyl/Dann/firemagic/Kaitlyn - This one goes to eleven.

-Phobos

[in George Takei voice] Oh myyyyyy. (nm) by Lily Winterwood on 2014-02-21 09:36:00 UTC Reply
o_O? (nm) by Ekyl on 2014-02-21 05:37:00 UTC Reply

My work here is done. (nm) by Phobos on 2014-02-22 02:33:00 UTC Reply

I am laughing even harder! I am not THAT handsome! (nm) by darklordaakmal on 2014-02-20 16:36:00 UTC Reply
Seems reasonable. by Huinesoron on 2014-02-20 13:30:00 UTC Reply

Also seems rather complicated if they all ended up in one room. Hmm. I'll have to have Kaitlyn fill me in on how they resolve the inherent difficulties.

hS

Not sure if this is allowed... by Storme Hawk on 2014-02-19 17:10:00 UTC Reply

..But seeing as it isn't mentioned anywhere, I offer to you, boarders of the PPC a challenge *takes off imaginary glove and throws it onto the floor*. Who would you pair me with? Yes, I am fully aware of what I'm letting myself into and no, I really don't care.

Storme Hawk

Storme Hawk/hS by Kaitlyn on 2014-02-19 18:30:00 UTC Reply

'Cause you've both got bird names.

I admit it'd work better if you could just helpfully translate your name into Elvish, Storme Hawk.

We do??? by Storme Hawk on 2014-02-19 19:34:00 UTC Reply

and, err I tried to find an elvish translation of Storme Hawk, but the best I could get (after five minutes searching Google) was Hurofion in Quenya. Knowing my luck, I've probably murdered the entire language by doing that but hey.

Someone said Elvish? by Huinesoron on 2014-02-20 09:37:00 UTC Reply

Fion is definitely-probably 'hawk' in Quenya, but I'm not sure what 'huro' is meant to be... for 'storm', you'd want raumo (the sound of a storm) or ucco (rain, with etymological links to 'bull' - so probably heavy). If you want 'Hawk from the storm', you'd use an ablative ending -llo, which gives Fionraumollo/Fionuccollo (that looks kind of faux-Italian). You could also have 'Hawk of the storm'/'Storm's hawk', which would take the genetive, which vanishes - so Fionraumo/Fionucco (or, indeed, Uccofion/Raumofion). Or the possessive, which gives Fionraumova/Fionuccova.

Out of all of those, probably the most pleasing to Elvish ears is Fionraumo, though Fionucco also works, sort of.

And Sindarin? Well, alagos is 'storm of wind', but there's no known word for 'hawk'... you could be an eagle, but I've done that already. A crow? That's corch, or craban if you want to be an evil one. Or, rather delightfully, you could be a kingfisher, heledir.

Thankfully Sindarin doesn't use cases much, so we can just mash the words together: Corchalagos, Crabalagos, Alagorch, Alagraban [These two because c mutates to g in compounds], or with the kingfisher, Alacheledir, Helediralagos. A lot of those are too long, though - I'd probably go with Alagorch.

... yeah, I'd stick with Quenya, really.

hS

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Thanks by Storme Hawk on 2014-02-20 18:42:00 UTC Reply

If I ever need an Elven name for some reason I'll use 'Fionraumo'

Huinesoron = Eagleshade (nm) by Ekyl on 2014-02-19 19:37:00 UTC Reply

oh, thanks. (nm) by Storme Hawk on 2014-02-19 20:26:00 UTC Reply

Ships. by Lily Winterwood on 2014-02-19 14:45:00 UTC Reply

For some reason Huinesoron/Neshomeh seems like a really good brotp. Mostly because of the wheelhouse joke. And the number of times they've backed each other up.

Has anyone done Neshomeh/Phobos? Because that's canon.

And I might as well take this time to say that IntelligentAirhead and I are in that fuzzy place between a relationship and friendship (it's the distance thing), so yeah.

I'd have to agree with Huinesoron/Neshomeh by Storme Hawk on 2014-02-19 16:35:00 UTC Reply

I honestly thought it when I was a newbie.

Seconded. by World-Jumper on 2014-02-19 16:46:00 UTC Reply

Which means I have to also ship Kaitlyn/Phobos, so they can comfort each other over their lost loves.

Or, alternately, by Lily Winterwood on 2014-02-19 18:08:00 UTC Reply

Huinesoron/Kaitlyn/Neshomeh/Phobos. The ship name is 'married bliss'.

Revenge ship! by Huinesoron on 2014-02-19 14:48:00 UTC Reply

Lily/Neshomeh, because you clearly have an obsession with her - look at the number of ships you've just made with her in!

hS :P

Deary me. by Lily Winterwood on 2014-02-19 15:05:00 UTC Reply

I should get that checked before Phobos comes after me.

Other ships, though:

firemagic/Sergio Turbo, because the two of them have collaborated on anime-related missions.

IntelligentAirhead/firemagic, because the two could then discuss things in a bubble of logic.

DawnFire/hermioneofvulcan, because Star Trek and rambling.

DawnFire/Outhra, because good ideas (they often have them)

And since why not: DawnFire/IntelligentAirhead, because 1) name structure, and 2) if we were the Star Trek triumvirate, Dawn would be the Kirk to my Bones and Intel's Spock.

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There was discussion of me/Dawn last year. by hermione of vulcan on 2014-02-20 03:22:00 UTC Reply

I believe it was World-Jumper who brought it up. Still, it holds true this year. After all, she inadvertently convinced me to get into the Avengers and now I have an emotionally unstable Norse god living in my brain. So there's that.

I would revenge ship you with Dawn, but it has already been done and it's hardly a revenge ship if you're totally fine with it.

And speaking of things that have already been done, way ahead of you on hs/Neshomeh. If you look up last year's shipfic fest, you'll find something I wrote. No, I'm not linking it. I wrote quite a bit and looking back it's all very embarrassing and weird. But still, I ship it too.

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Yes, that was me. by World-Jumper on 2014-02-20 06:58:00 UTC Reply

At the time, you two were chatting up a storm, getting each other into fandoms and planning secret things. What sort of secret things, I do not know, but secret indeed. Whatever it was,you two were (and probably still are) the best of internet fiends. I had to ship that in my first shipfic games!
I am so fine with any ship. by Lily Winterwood on 2014-02-20 03:24:00 UTC Reply

Heck some of the suggested ones on here I ship myself. Just a tiny eensy-weensy bit. In the I like you let's write together sorta way.

I have long since lost the need to embroil myself in ship wars.

I have achieved shipping nirvana.

Congratulations. by hermione of vulcan on 2014-02-20 03:41:00 UTC Reply

(I'm not exactly sure how you're supposed to respond to someone achieving nirvana.)

Haha. by Lily Winterwood on 2014-02-20 03:54:00 UTC Reply

Now here I shall remain wrapped in my peaceful aura of "ship what you want to ship".

This clearly suggests... by Huinesoron on 2014-02-19 15:08:00 UTC Reply

... Lily Winterwood/DawnFire/IntelligentAirhead: crew of the star 'ship Hedonism. We don't want to know what you get up to.

hS

I can tell you one thing. by Lily Winterwood on 2014-02-19 18:04:00 UTC Reply

It involves a lot of space.

No, not that space, the final frontier space.

All right... my ships: by Huinesoron on 2014-02-19 14:12:00 UTC Reply

Since people have started posting, holding mine back makes next to no sense. Therefore: if you strenuously object to your name appearing, say so, and the Nameless Admin will remove all instances of it.

Huinesoron/Kaitlyn: because we are awesome, and have the (dubious) distinction of starring in http://freakishfive.webs.com/hSKaitlyn.htm”>one of the surviving stories from the very first Shipficfest.

Neshomeh/Phobos: because they are pretty awesome too.

Techno-Dann/VixenMage: because Kaitlyn is (was? is) their #1 shipper.

Kaitlyn/VixenMage: because we all know why she’s really their shipper (don’t we? No? No, me neither. It just sounded good)

Ekyl/Outhra: because they are both so fond of making extremely long, detailed posts about very minor points.

Techno-Dann/World-Jumper: The hyphen-ation!

Al’s Waiter/Kaitlyn: because they’re both so very old, and I’m pretty sure Kaitlyn was an AW fangirl back in the day…

Sergio Turbo/SeaTurtle: for some reason, I’m incapable of remembering which is which. Must be the S-T thing.

Autumn68/sonofheaven176: name_number - coincidence, or conspiracy?

Lily Winterwood/DawnFire: because they so completely remind me of each other.

VixenMage/DawnFire: CamelCase - the ship!

Araeph/Neshomeh: Red pens of the ~~world~~ PPC, unite!

Lily Winterwood/Ekyl: Multiverse Moniship.

[Bryn/VixenMage: Oh, sure, they just happened to come back at the same time…]
RinaAndRanda (Rina)/RinaAndRanda (Randa): purely because I’m seeing how many repetitions of their names are required to hit critical mass.

hS

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Dear sweet Nienna. by Kaitlyn on 2014-02-20 10:54:00 UTC Reply

I'd forgotten that fic.

Brb introducing your progeny to the delights of the Bilbo song.

The bravest little babies of them all! (nm) by Huinesoron on 2014-02-20 15:48:00 UTC Reply

I support this. *g* (nm) by Neshomeh on 2014-02-20 16:25:00 UTC Reply

As do I. by DawnFire on 2014-02-21 13:15:00 UTC Reply

We should all aspire to marriages such as this one :D

~DF

Oh dear... by Techno-Dann on 2014-02-20 05:21:00 UTC Reply

IRL, VM / Dann is happily sailing through the molasses sea: things are going slowly but sweetly.

-Dann

Techno-Dann/VixenMage/molasses. (nm) by Huinesoron on 2014-02-20 09:10:00 UTC Reply

Hey Sergio! We're Rosencrantz and Guildenstern! (nm) by SeaTurtle on 2014-02-19 22:49:00 UTC Reply

Re: Hey Sergio! We're Rosencrantz and Guildenstern! by firemagic on 2014-02-20 04:37:00 UTC Reply

Well, hopefully you two'll have classier jokes and better life expectancies than those two :)

I fully intend to outlive those poor dudes. by SeaTurtle on 2014-02-20 05:34:00 UTC Reply

...but I think I'd better brush up on my humour! I still think that this

is the pinnacle of funny.

Source: XKCD

~~THIS PROBLEM MAKES ME ANGRY FOR NO REASON~~

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Was that a dig? :P by Ekyl on 2014-02-19 17:12:00 UTC Reply

Just pulling your chain, no worries (my posts aren't extremely long...).

Doctorlit/Neshomeh: because I can't say "the wiki".

Is it a dig if it's true? by Huinesoron on 2014-02-19 17:38:00 UTC Reply

(You've started shortening them in recent weeks; when I first wrote the list around Christmastime, it was absolutely true)

hS

It can be! :P by Ekyl on 2014-02-19 17:40:00 UTC Reply

I'm not offended or anything, just wasn't sure if I was being sniped at.

(I don't remember if I was particularly doing anything here around Christmastime, but you're right, in the past I have tended towards wordiness.)

(The Outhra one, not the other one. Didn't see the 2nd) by Ekyl on 2014-02-19 17:18:00 UTC Reply

Again, not an actual objection, this post's just clarifying. :P

Hmm... by firemagic on 2014-02-19 12:53:00 UTC Reply

Let's see...

Lielac and Rin because of that tilde thing

IntelligentAirhead and Lily Winterwood because they're writing fic together now.

Wow, a quick crtl-f turns up 3/4 of those usernames haven't popped up on the first page of the Board...
Am I doing this right? by Desdendelle on 2014-02-19 12:48:00 UTC Reply

I ship VM and Bryn because they're both returnbies who returned to the Board recently.

I approve by Sevenswans on 2014-02-19 16:27:00 UTC Reply

They couldn't have planned their returns better. :D
You are. by Huinesoron on 2014-02-19 14:08:00 UTC Reply

Though you're forcing me to remove that one from my list... ;)

hS

More, then. by Desdendelle on 2014-02-19 16:54:00 UTC Reply

Someone already said that, but it bears repeating: Sergio Turbo x Firemagic OTP :P
DawnFire x Firemagic because fire.

In that case... by firemagic on 2014-02-19 18:33:00 UTC Reply

Sergio Turbo/desdendelle because you're in the consecutive time zones and play World of Tanks together.

And... by Sergio Turbo on 2014-02-19 19:42:00 UTC Reply

I retaliate by closing the circle with desdendelle/firemagic.

How about Sergio/Firemagic? :P by DawnFire on 2014-02-19 22:42:00 UTC Reply

You've just been in the same shipping thread, after all...

~DF

Occam's razor, everyone. by Lily Winterwood on 2014-02-20 00:43:00 UTC Reply

Sergio Turbo/firemagic/Desdendelle.

A cuddly sandwich of anime and magical girls and bespectacled folks.

And, in conclusion, by Lily Winterwood on 2014-02-19 18:02:00 UTC Reply

Dawn Fire/Desdendelle, because they lived in the same country once and everyone loves a soldier. ;P

A response. by Desdendelle on 2014-02-19 18:07:00 UTC Reply

Lily Winterwood x DawnFire, because DF is part Canadian and Lily has Winter in her name.

Speaking of shipping Dawn with people, by Lily Winterwood on 2014-02-19 18:10:00 UTC Reply

DawnFire/Time Engineer. They know each other IRL, I hear.

I would also suggest DawnFire/DemonFiren because that sounds awesome but I haven't seen the latter around and it would be awkward, so no.

Wow, I'm kind of late to this party. but I totally second ii (nm by Kittythekatty on 2014-02-20 03:30:00 UTC Reply

Out of curiosity... by DawnFire on 2014-02-20 15:12:00 UTC Reply

...which one are you seconding?

~DF

Oops, sorry. Dawnfire/Time Engineer (nm) by Kittythekatty on 2014-02-21 03:32:00 UTC Reply

Cool :) (nm) by DawnFire on 2014-02-21 13:11:00 UTC Reply

I'm just gonna toss in... by DawnFire on 2014-02-19 22:41:00 UTC Reply

...Lily Winterwood/Desdendelle, because you've both just shipped me with people.

(In terms of DemonFiren, I've been told that our names get confused with one another's before. Do with that what you will.)

Also, totally shipping Lily/Outhra, because they've collaborated in the past. Also, Pretzel/Kittythekatty, because I saw Pretzel's name up earlier and know Kitty and I have no memory of them ever really talking. That's an awesome basis for a ship, wouldn't you say? :P

~DF

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