Subject: Sparklepires=/=logic
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Posted on: 2014-02-19 22:25:00 UTC

I thought zombies just kind of wandered around and swarmed meat creatures when they found them. They just don't really acknowledge other zombies. But then again, I'm a fan of the Zombie Survival Guide, so I'm not too familiar with how other zombies work.

Anyway! The Cullens were abnormal, even by vampire standards. Because they are animals instead of people, they could stay in one place for a few years at a time. Pretty much every other vampire coven was nomadic, so they'd wander into a city, nom some hapless victim, and continue on their merry way. No one's going to think much of a missing person in a big city- it happens all the time, so yeah.

Of course, that doesn't explain how the Volturi have managed to hold a base in the same city for over three thousand years. Apparently they go after tourists, because of course nobody would realize tourists in Volterra were always vanishing without a trace. Das-Mervin mentioned something interesting in her Twilight series sporking- maybe the Volturi use Alec's power (cutting off all your senses) to basically temporarily disable the tourists, they give the tourists a little nick, collect some blood in a bowl/bottle, have some other vamp we haven't heard of wipe their memories, and send them off.

And are you kidding? There's no way those precious Sparklepires would have any negative effects of starving. Their eyes turn black and they get cranky (read: more murderous), and that's pretty much it. Apparently they're weakened by not eating/not eating humans, but to be honest, there is almost no mention of that in the books and it seems like a very minute power difference anyway. *eyeroll*

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