Subject: Claiming this one.
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Posted on: 2014-02-06 03:01:00 UTC
"The Royalmaiden's Journey" - K+ rated.
When Arnuriel is sent to follow the Black Riders, she has no idea what kind of journey is waiting for her. She sets off with the Fellowship of the Ring for an adventure of a lifetime. Legolas/OC.
I haven't yet applied for permission, but here's hoping I'll get there!
Consider this me claiming "Suicidal Nightmare". Not only is this fic an appalling waste of effort (insofar as there was any put in), but Celestia is a platonic Lust Object (Worship Object? idk) for one of my agents.
Yup, you guessed it, she's one of the Notary's. =]
A gorefic. I'm going to take on one of those soon, but not yet. However, I have to say this: This is one of the weakest gorefics I have seen in a long time. It's not scary, it's not disgusting, it's just silly. The story tries way too hard and fails gloriously. I am not often one to laugh at this kind of story, as I often take it very seriously, but come on! Rarity passing out from the stench of Luna's three month old corpse? Shining Armor sliting his throat because he failed to protect the Princess? Celestia hanging her innards on the ceiling? That's over the top, cheesy nonsense that shows how one should not do gore. Have fun taking this one on.
Now, you want some horrific stuff? How about 120 Days of Blueblood, or Momma Fluttershy, or even... *gulp*...Pinkie Pie the filly molester. In case it was not clear by my use of horrific, lat me make this clear: THOSE STORIES ARE NSFW! DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY DISTURBED. OR HUMAN.
I know they're all infamous for a reason... but have you read Cupcakes? Rainbow Factory? Cherilee's Garden?
I read Cupcakes in the middle of the day, maybe an hour after lunchtime. I almost puked, got really freaked out, and had nightmares for three days in a row. Maybe I've just got a weak stomach, but dear God, I'm not brave enough to try to finish that one. And you wouldn't catch me near any of the other ones.
Pinkie Pie the... filly... molester...? I don't even want to know. (Which is my way of saying "I am morbidly interested, please tell me so I might overdose on bleeprin.")
Check out the list of Killed Badfic on the wikia if you want to find the missions.
Thinking that the mere fact that people do not have the sex we think they ought to have is galling. So cute. =]
On a less facetious note, stuff like this does not squick me. The only stuff that does is noncon. If you have to look that up... you don't have to look it up. Trust me. Your life is better that way.
Also, I'm not sure Equestria even -has- ceiling fans, so, y'know. =]
I looked at claiming that one when I got my permission.