Subject: Hang on, hang on, we DO have things like this.
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Posted on: 2014-02-04 10:05:00 UTC

I don't know if everybody knows of them, but they were very popular with Laburnum and Foxglove and their friends Stormsong and Skyfire, especially for dealing with author-wraiths.

Essentially, they got a plaster cast of Brian Jacques' signature, and Makes-Things then moulded it onto slingshot pellets for them - for a quick burst of canon. Just launch the signature-infused pellets at your target, and wham! All the power of a book/DVD/etc, no need to get close enough to risk possession!

And one other Agent - Fritz Sorgebrunnen - took the signature idea to slight extremes and got his aluminium baseball bat covered in the signatures of a dozen or so authors/show creators/what have you.

I'm sure you could modify the idea to be used with bullets. Just one thing - I wouldn't suggest the canon "burning" them to death, because if the bullet's embedded in them that could be a slow and agonising way to go, and the PPC doesn't condone torturing.

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