Since none of my bags and boxes are nearby, I'm going to give you a pillow as a newbie gift... But not any pillow! It's filled with sponge and has a boat on its pillowcase.

And, since I'm a chocoholic, what's your favorite chocolate?

I see that you've already had a nice welcome from a good portion of the Board. If you have any questions, feel free to ask--but be sure to check the Wiki first; a lot of questions can be answered there. Some of the more helpful links are right at the top of this Board's homepage!

As for your newbie gift...
*rummages through bag of holding*
Aha! Here, have an Elgyem! This should be the perfect companion for a sci-fi fan like yourself.

Hi, have some fudge!

From now on I will post as "Vault Dweller",this will be my new username

Nice to meet you. Please accept my gifts of a potato cannon, a basket of potatoes and an Official Fanfiction University of Doctor Who sweatshirt.

What are your fandoms?

Well, knock around the board a bit (already accomplishing that, I see!) talk to all the shiny people, drag in your fandoms, etc. Wait a bit before asking for permission so people can get to know you first. Other protip: don't indiscriminately start up new threads, the page only has room for the top twenty or so, so if there's already a badfic thread, chuck any suckers you find on that instead of making a new one. Likewise, if there's already a thread about a certain movie, stay in that thread... you get the picture. Somebody's probably been over most of this already.

Have two bent forks, a sharpie, and a handful of toffees!

Thanks for making me feel welcome here,this is truly a lovely online community

Hello! Welcome to the PPC, it's always nice to greet someone new. As for your newbie gift, have a PPC mug of infinite [insert your favorite drink here]!

I bid you welcome to the PPC Posting Board.

I also give you a tri-colored pen. It writes in the colors urple, wilver, and blello. Try not to stare at what you write.

And now for a few questions. Have you read Da Rules? How did you find this place? And have you read the Original Series?

Hey! Have a urple cookie can (with cookies, don't worry)!
Welcome to the PPC!

And no, you're not allowed to answer along the lines of the sky or a ceiling...

Anyway HI! Have an urple pencil to commemorate, now you can write to your hearts content, so long as you don't mind not looking at what you're writing.

What fandoms are you interested in

Storme Hawk

As a newbie gift, I offer you a wilver Infinite notebook and a box of Bleepolate.

Since you're new, could you tell us some of your fandoms?