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Posted on: 2014-01-13 00:53:00 UTC
Well I did some more searching and, here it is, in all of its bullshity glory:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/194431566/Naruto-Veangance-Revelaitons-by-Jake-Tanner
Found out about PPC when a review on Fanfiction.net mentioned it. Ive read a bunch of missions and they are real knee slappers. I am currently writing three fanfics, I havent made much progress with them yet, so I cant say if they are any good or not. My favorite fanons include Naruto, Doctor Who, and Total Drama. Total Drama in particular has been very over looked, (Some please get on The Death of Nick ASAP, it makes My Immortal look like child's play). Hope I get a friendly welcome!
And what better way to give a friendly welcome than with man's best friend? Here, have a Stoutland!
I used to be a Total Drama fan, but I've stopped watching not too long after the original Total Drama Island. I am also writing a fanfic; I can give you the URL if you're interested. It's a Pokemon/Bakugan Battle Brawlers crossover, and I'm really aiming for it to be a success.
Either way, welcome to the PPC!
P.S.: Have you read the Original Series?
Have a friendly welcome! What are your favorite canons? Any manga or something like that?
All three of the ones I mentioned. As for manga/anime, I also like Death Note, Soul Eater, Full Metal Alchemist, and One Piece.
Here, have a a bar of Bleepolate(for badfic-migraines) and ultra-urple light(for blinding Suvians).
Enjoy the PPC!
~Autumn
Welcome to the PPC! We love newbies here, so take your shoes off, leave your sanity at the door, and come on in!
As a welcome gift, I would like to gift you some music by one Harrison Birtwistle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKeGaONXkhM
Nice tk meet you. Please accept my gift of a potato cannon, a basket of potatoes, and an Official University of Doctor Who sweatshirt.
I know a lot of people who like Total Drama, I have read some lf the fanfics. Some are very wince-inducing.
Thanks. And let me just say, none of the Total Drama fanfics you have read can possibly compare with The Death of Nick. I joined just because it deserves a good thrashing. Gary Stu? Check! OOC? Check! Stupid plot? Check! The worst smut in existance? Double Check!
Lovely to meet you. Let me gift to you a Sonic Screwdriver, this katana, and a bird of paradise.
I've never seen Doctor Who but I hope to soon, so what's the best season to start with? Season 1?
would be the New Series episode Blink (S3, E10), because one, it follows around a couple of people who also don't know what's going on, and two, it's really, really well written. My Classic start-point would be Remembrance of the Daleks (S25, E1), but I think that's just 'cause I like it a lot. Really a lot. You can really start anywhere, though, except maybe Romana's first season (S16) because of the Key To Time arc, and the whole Trial of a Time Lord thing (S23) because it's just confusing.
Ta!
-Aila
If you are starting with the revived series, then yes, season 1 is the best place to start. In the classic series, as long as you know the basic premise, starting anywhere is fine.
...Then we may have a bit of a problem. This town ain't big enough for both of us to do that story... or is it?
Just kidding. Hell, I'd probably deserve to lose that fanfic to you if I became too neglectful of my forum activity. Anyway, welcome to the jungle- I mean, the forum. I too am a knub... who may or may not become part of the PPC. Here, have an invisible hover-limo!
It could be, it's not exactly unknown for two people to share a mission.
I would like to tackle that one with you in the future, it definatly is bad enough.
It would make for an interesting collab. Especially if you're actually into Naruto, unlike me (although I at least know enough to know that Ronan should not be existing. At all.)
Yes, I am a huge Naruto fan. And as a result, NVR is even worse for me.
With your extensive knowledge of the canon and my... bizarre fixation toward this badfic, we will fight crime!
Oh, and I know that Sakura is OOC to an extent where this "Skura" or whatever could be considered a replacement. The real Sakura was willing to sacrifice her long locks of hair to escape from the clutches of a band of Sound ninja. Meanwhile, this "Skura" does/consents to things that I don't even.
I might have to re read this fic, as painful as that is. I cant find it anywhere though. Mind giving me a link?
Chapters 55 and 56 (AKA the OHTSPRONGS FESTLIVA/HOT SPRINGS FESTIVAL) because they involve murdering fat people for trivial reasons.
I wish I had the ending, though, because it's one of the most disturbing Esoteric Happy Endings I have ever seen.
Hell, I haven't even read the whole thing and I know how terrifying it can be.
It seems that I cannot locate the full fic anywhere. I did manage to hang on to the first ten chapters... although I edited the spelling and stuff to make it more legible, so that may not technically be usable.
Well I did some more searching and, here it is, in all of its bullshity glory:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/194431566/Naruto-Veangance-Revelaitons-by-Jake-Tanner
Would sending two new Agents into that fic be considered a Bad Idea, or even a Very Bad Idea?
Yes it would. Was thinking that we both do a few missions on our own, then we tackle it together. I've already go The Death of Nick in my crosshairs (Its so bad).
That fic is a BEHEMOTH. Seriously, 69 chapters.
We could skip a little, which would be easy, considering the fact that it is 80% smut.
'Specially since we're supposed to keep the author out of this... and the A/Ns can get rather lengthy.
The smut would probably have to happen off-screen, if only for the sanity of the readers. Also because the characters are technically 13 or so (yup, the unholy abomination Ronan is 13.) And maybe it will end up getting repetitive enough to skip a scene or ten.
Who knows? Maybe the story itself will get redundant as well.
I would have done My Little Unicorn, but someone else is doing that one already. I could do one or two of those Cubix missions ('specially since I actually watched a few episodes just in case,) or maybe the hilariously stupid Pokemon Attack of Mewtwo if someone hasn't done that already. Or that one where Naruto becomes a Death Knight in WoW.
Sorry for butting into your conversation, but is the fic where Naruto becomes a Death Knight anything like the one Phobos and I PPC'd where Ed Elric becomes a Death Knight? Sadly, the fic seems to have been deleted, but here's the mission.
~Neshomeh, wondering if turning blond male anime protagonists into Death Knights is a Thing.
The Edward Elric DK fic at least tries to be poignant.
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes.
*GOTTA COPYPASTA BEFORE IT GETS DELETED AGAIN*
Here's some virtual gula melaka for you.
Hello and greetings!
I give to you a lined Infinite Notebook, featuring urple covers and wilver binding. Don't look at it straight on!
-Aila
And let me give you a wilver notebook, a roll of electrical tape, three spoons and a rubber band ball! I'm sure we shall get on famously, though I don't know any of your fandoms very well.
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Are you a Classic Who fan or NewWho?
Both
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--parp
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