Subject: *Tries to do a parlor trick with the unicycle...*
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Posted on: 2014-01-04 16:53:00 UTC
*...and fails.*
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New Troll here. by
on 2014-01-04 02:24:00 UTC
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I read about this place on TV Tropes, and it's possibly one of the most meta things ever (whatever that means.) I decided to snoop around the Wiki for a while and read about the universe. Never thought such an organization would be headed by psychic plants. XD
Oh, and I love the Wayside School reference in the Constitution.
I have only ever written one story... that I've pretty much abandoned midway through. It was possibly so mediocre that nobody even bothered to review it. However, I have done some RP in the past, and I do like me some silly fanfics and the occasional goodfic (like Those Lacking Spines.)
My favorite fandoms include... Pokemon, Phantasy Star (Online, Universe, and Online 2;) World of Warcraft, Teen Titans, and (for some reason) Maplestory. At least two of those don't seem to have much fanfiction about them (and Maplestory's "fan work," which usually consists of comics and animation, often takes place outside of the Maplestory universe.) I also really like Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Xiaolin Showdown, and Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy.
If/When I earn a sufficient amount of reputation on this board (enough to reach Exalted- I mean, enough to be permitted to request mission permission,) I'm thinking of sporking either naruto veangance revelaitons or My Little Unicorn: Magic is Believing. I have a bone to pick with 'em. Or maybe that WoW fic that KittyNoodles needs help with! And I'll likely give the PPC its first agent from Maplestory and/or the Phantasy Star series. However, I still need to finish the original series first so I don't end up creating a sporking that mangles the canon to the point where the mission itself may have to be sporked by a pair of agents. I should probably also read some non-Original Series missions too.
I should also mention that I'm a rather... odd fanfic reader. For example, I'm one of those people who thinks My Immortal and Pokemon Attack of Mewtwo are hilarious, and that Hans von Hozel is a fracking comedic genius for making a Sailor Moon fanfic about Serena literally sailing to the moon. I actually thrive off of gloriously/hilariously bad fanfics. But there are still plenty of badfics that, to me, are just bad (especially if they're downright reprehensible, like naruto veangance revelaitons or Cupcakes.) -
Hi! by
on 2014-01-05 20:13:00 UTC
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Nice to meet you. Please accept my gifts of a potato cannon, a basket of russet potatoes and an Official Fanfiction University of Doctor Who sweatshirt.
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Welcome! by
on 2014-01-05 18:51:00 UTC
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But why did you introduce yourself as a troll? So far, you haven't done anything trollish...I hope.
Either way, a fellow Pokémon fan, eh? Do you have X and Y by any chance?
*rummages through Vinyl Messenger Bag of Holding*
For your newbie gift, have a your choice of bag of holding, straight from the Kalos region, to go with the multitude of Poke Balls that Beekeeper Klein gave you.
BTW, is Bakugan Battle Brawlers among your fandoms? Because if it is, I would like your input on a crossover that I am working on. Here is the URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9697398/1/The-Vexos-Chronicles-Part-I-Lost-Luster -
Oh hai thar! by
on 2014-01-05 02:48:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC! We love newbies here, so take your shoes off, leave your sanity at the door, and come on in!
As a welcome gift, I'd like to gift you some music by George Benjamin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7h4XVaMOHo -
Bienvenidos! by
on 2014-01-04 19:57:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC!
Have a taco. -
Re: Bienvenidos! by
on 2014-01-04 20:54:00 UTC
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...Does it have Bleeprin in it?
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Doesn't everything? (nm) by
on 2014-01-06 02:54:00 UTC
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First plover! (nm) by
on 2014-01-04 19:27:00 UTC
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*waves* by
on 2014-01-04 19:15:00 UTC
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Greetings and hello!
I give to you a lined Infinite Notebook, featuring (as always) urple covers and wilver bindings. Don't look at it straight on!
-Aila -
In addition... by
on 2014-01-04 17:21:00 UTC
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The unclaimed badfics for Cubix made me decide to watch the show. Apparently, it's about an alternate timeline in which Oprah gave everyone a robot instead of a car.
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Re: New Troll here. by
on 2014-01-04 14:00:00 UTC
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Hi, have some fudge!
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Welcome! by
on 2014-01-04 11:19:00 UTC
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Have a good ol'-fashioned welcome of a custard pie heavily laced with Bleeprin! Also this collapsible unicycle, because you never know when you'll need one.
Sorry, you know you'll never need one. My grammar's all over the place today... =]
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*Tries to do a parlor trick with the unicycle...* by
on 2014-01-04 16:53:00 UTC
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*...and fails.*
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Weeeeeeeeelcome! by
on 2014-01-04 10:33:00 UTC
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Here, have a bar of Bleepolate, and a torch that shines ultra-urple light. (Whatever that is.) The Bleepolate is for badfics, and the torch to blind Suvians. Now, don't shine the light into your face. Don't! I do not want to be responsible for anyone's face getting burned up.
Anyway, once again, welcome! Enjoy the PPC!
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Welcome! by
on 2014-01-04 07:56:00 UTC
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Hello. Have a jar of urple paint. And a Pokeball too. You know what, make that a dozen Pokeballs. I'll even add in a Premiere Ball just for the hell of it. *shrugs*
Anyways, which Generation is your favorite? I like Gen III the most, because kung-fu fighting fire chicken. :D -
Ah, Pokeymans. by
on 2014-01-04 08:32:00 UTC
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I actually started my first game in 3rd Gen. It also has Bai Zes (sp?) with Yin-Yangs for heads, tree-tengus, palm tree dinosaurs, and Armaldo. Also Swampert. I really like 5th Gen too. It gave us some really nice Ghost-types, among other things.
Ah, what hue is this "urple" paint? -
I'm also a Pokemon fan by
on 2014-01-05 18:33:00 UTC
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and I got the gist of most of the descriptions, but that first description is throwing me off. Which one is the Bai Ze with a ying-yang for a head?
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Absol. by
on 2014-01-05 23:06:00 UTC
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It's actually based on a creature from Chinese legend. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bai_Ze
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Re: Ah, Pokeymans. by
on 2014-01-04 09:13:00 UTC
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I like Skarmory, even if their catch rate leaves me foaming at the mouth.
(I never got to play anything Gen V, even if Ghost type is my favorite type. I don't have a DS.)
As for urple, just imagine the ugliest purple-pink hue that ever existed and turn it up to eleven. Yeah, I just gave you a jar of headache-inducing paint. -
Welcome Battle-Bruva! by
on 2014-01-04 07:25:00 UTC
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I'm 99Hedgehog but call me 99. I too have a morbid obsession with badfic. Anyways, have an Eldritch Lance!
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Eldritch_Lance
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Cooking's done. Stew here! by
on 2014-01-04 03:19:00 UTC
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Good to meet you. Have this set of polyhedral random number generators.
It is good to have another Warcraft fan in the building. There are so few of us around. When you get around to reading some spin-offs, you might want to check out Barid and Brightbeard, who specialize in Warcraft fics.
Enjoy your stay among us.
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Re: Cooking's done. Stew here! by
on 2014-01-04 03:53:00 UTC
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I read about a Dwarf Paadin and a nudist Troll on the Wiki. I've read about bad in-game RP (especially since I sent 2 characters to Wyrmrest Accord and they now have access to Moon Guard's Goldshire due to cross-realm zones,) but not about bad WoW fiction. Maybe reading about the adventures of these two agents will change that.
One of my ideas for a team is actually a WoW character and a Maplestory character, based on the rivalry they once had in the US MMO market. -
Well hello there! by
on 2014-01-04 02:54:00 UTC
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My, I havn't introduced a newie for a while now. Huh. Well, let's see if there's any paperwork you forgot to bring in...
Nope, looks all in order. Oh, except one thing. My Little Unicorn: Magic is Believing? That thing is MINE, buddy, and don't you DARE forget it! I know I have been 'writing' a mission for almost a year now, but dagnabbit, I'm gonna be the one to mount the Grand Ruler's head on a pike, not anyone else! Rhymey is gonna be pecked apart by ravens all named Quoth or Nevermore, and Buddy Rose is gonna have a rose shoved up his bloody plothole! And don't get me started on Brain, who is... going to be recruited and placed in the Department of Sufficiently Advanced Technology. But still! The fic is mine to spork! Do you hear me!?! Mine!!!
Oh, and you need permission first before spoking any badfic. Sorry. The other is all yours though.
...I'm sorry, was I rude there? My apologies, that was meant to be over-reaction humor, and I may have gone a little too far. But seriously, my fic.
Anyway, for gifts! Seeing as you are a fan of WoW, and seem to know KittyNoodles (by the way, if you do know her, where has she been? I kinda miss her. She is the reason I joined this madhouse.) I will give you a plushie of Kel'Thuzad in a speedo.
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Re: Well hello there! by
on 2014-01-04 03:14:00 UTC
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I don't actually know KittyNoodles, but I did read that she was open to doing a fanfic on that list. It could make for a training mission or something... although she seems to have gone missing.
I will stay out of your way for that fic then. Good luck with your mission! Do you have anything in mind for those twins?
I'm already aware that I need permission before I spork anything. I was just stating some prospective sporking targets in advance for when I am able to file for permission.
Oh, and has anyone already done FaCe ThE StRaNgE yet? -
Ah, I see. by
on 2014-01-04 19:43:00 UTC
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Darn, a was hoping a link to Kitty would have emerged. I miss her antics. :(
Well, good! Stay away from that fic! Man, that story is somthing else. Have you read the MST of it by Fan/fic/ Theater 3000? That's how I found it, and while I hate the fic, I adore the riff of it. Seriously, google it.
What, Burrito and Taco? I was thinking of wrapping them up in a burrito full of explosives. Well, that or dump them into a Hardcore Minecraft world. If they live, fine, they are in a world that cannot be corrupted by their taint, and out of the MLP continua. If they die, fantastic, thats what I would have sentanced them to anyway.
FaCe ThE StRaNgE? Never heard of it. Sorry. I'll be sure to give it a look though. -
Oh, that wacky magic of Believing. by
on 2014-01-04 23:59:00 UTC
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I found an MST where the "tri-horned alicorn" is Princess Celestia with a Triceratops' head Photoshopped over her own. XD
Ooh, replace every block of Dirt with TNT! ...Or every ore block!
It's one of those badfics that I'm actually angry at, one of the reasons being that it calls Dumbledore the F-word. -
On FaCe ThE StRaNgE by
on 2014-01-04 23:41:00 UTC
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That one will be mine. I've read it before and snarked it on a separate forum, and ain't nothing like throwing some newbie agents in at the deep end. I'll put a claim down now. =]
For "at the deep end", feel free to substitute "the Marianas Trench with an anvil tied to their feet"...