I just found a pair of Evangelion fics. Both are OVER 500,000 words.

One is like the love child of Looney Toons and Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, wherein it would seem that Ayanami Rei was raised by the Warner Brothers and Lelouch Lamperouge, and has a penchant for traveling via air duct. And involves [SPOILERS FOR THE SPOILER G- *BLAM!* Die, Heretic!] being alive.

Link HERE, because BOOM FOR THE BOOM GOD: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE-Nobody-Dies

The other involves Warhammer 40,000, Titans, Orky Rei, and the God-Emperor of Mankind. Also Kirishima Mana piloting a Dreadnaught. That's pretty much all that needs to be said.

Link HERE, in His Glorious Name: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3886999/1/Shinji-and-Warhammer40k

Warning to ye who expect all things to make sense: these are crackfics, Nobody Dies especially. Not in the sense that the fics are on crack; rather, crack is on these fics. Especially when the Ree are involved.

Anyway, I hope you all enj

CLANG!

What in the Warp...?

"Heeee~eeeey."

....oh no. Emperor preserve me, she's broken the Fourth Wall completely! SHE'S HERE!

"What'cha doing?"

AAAAAAAAAAA-

*Signal Lost*