Ha-ppy bi-rthday,
Happy birthday,
People dy-ing everywhere,
People li-ving in despair,
Happy bi-rthday,
Happy bi-rthday…

Mwahahaha.

But-but-but... I never had a chance to make cookies.

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I know what I must do. I shall create a devise('s' intentional) that turns back time and carves a message into Past Me's Time Machine that my bosses at the TINCC forbid me from using!
My time is coming. And soon it already shall.

Have a dimensional transponder, in case you ever need to contact your mirror universe self for some reason! Since it's the mirror universe, she'll know how to solve the majority of problems that you're encountering, since you don't know how, and vice versa! Or, I think it works like that. Maybe she'd just be having similar problems to yours, but she'd be a Suethor and the majority of the population would be left-handed.

Only one way to find out! (puts on goggles and grabs the prototype transponder) FOR SCIENCE!

And yes, it is time for another Fandom Pinkie Pie Party giveaway!

What exactly is a Fanon Pinkie Pie Party, you ask? Well, I'll tell you! Due to the My Little Pony brand being made primarily for little girls, Hasbro has forced the canon to restrain Pinkie's partying abilities to those for a five year old little girl. While this is all well and good for said five year olds, those older then that can only find so much enjoyment from them that is not based on nostalgia.

Enter the Fanon Package, where fanfics do right by semi-ignoring canon to break the shackles enforced by corporate onto our favorite Party Pony. Now she can use that cutiemark and throw you what is quite simply the BEST PARTY EVER! Music, drinks, snacks, party games, and quite simply the most delicious cake you will ever taste!

Due to being a member of the PPC, extended bonuses are given to you! Pinkie Pie uses a mixture of her fourth-wall breaking abilities and an RA she managed to get her hooves on to bring in ANY CANONS YOU WANT! Indeed, even the party can be set wherever you so wish, and no canon will question it for this day! Get drunk with the Doctor, solve puzzles with Sherlok, and play darts with Dr. McCoy. All this, and more, will be had!

By the end of the party, specially programed robots with Neuralyzers will sort out all of the canon mess left behind, so worries about any damage to the continua. They will even neuralyze you, making the party seem like it never happened and that all you were doing was sitting at a computer screen reading about this fantastic, though clearly fictional, package deal. The robots even have time travel abilities, due to being based off of the T-1000, so you won't even notice the time difference! This is quite simply the best party you will never remember!

Or was it birthday... I do tend to forget.

Here's wishing you many successful solar orbits.

In the meantime, here is an alpaca.

Have some peppermint bark. So, what fandoms have you joined in your most recent year on Sol-3?

Happy Birthday! Thanks so much for beta'ing my work. Please accept my gift of a Mini-reaper whistle. When you blow through it, a swarm of Mini -Reapers comes to your aid. You know, when you need a swarm of Mini-reapers. They won't eat you.

(Please forgive me if the Chinese is off; I got it off of Google.)

Happy birthday to you, Lily! Here, have a Delibird! Just be careful that you don't get blown up by its presents; they have an 80% chance of exploding!

Found some more variations after all! Here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-Uga3ocyeI

*throws confetti* Have a Birthday party jellybean cheesecake!

Have this shiny sonic pen!

Have some of that generic cake left over from last time.

May The Emperor Protect you on this day and For Evermore!

Many happy returns!\
-Opens that bottle of Ferrari Spumante Sergio left around from the last time-

*brings out the Bleepka*

Here, have a replica of the Phial of Galadriel.

"May it be a light for you in badfics, when all other goodfics go out."

~Autumn

Here, have a candy cane and a Dalek necklace.

Many happy returns! (Whatever that means. I still can't quite puzzle it out.)

-Aila

Here, take this 3D Maneuver Gear!



Hold onto your lunch.