Subject: You stole Herr Wozzeck's horse!
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Posted on: 2013-12-19 19:18:00 UTC

Now that's not a thing to do! Just because he was making a reference to an internet meme doesn't mean you steal that meme when his back is turned! And you call yourself an ominous conqueror. Resorting to petty horse-thievery. Do you think Lord Vyce would have done something like that? Dormammu? Unicron? If a true Dark Lord wants a mount, they create a personalized steed with otherworldly power and unquenchable force, shaping it into an interminable engine of destruction! They don't just snatch animals from other people. Tsk tsk.

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