Subject: Welcome Battle-Bruva!
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Posted on: 2013-12-18 07:01:00 UTC
Due to the nature of your arrival, I must ask you to submit to interrogation by the Inquisition'to determine whether or not you have a connection to Chaos. Don't worry, just a formality. After the tests, I'll give you a Daemonhammer.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Inquisition
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Daemonhammer
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Chaos
The Emperor Protects!
*Dusts self off*
"Ahem."
*Reads off a sheet of paper*
"Agent *******, soon-to-be of the Department of *******, specializing in *******, various *******, and Excessive Violence was a strange person to say the least. This was hardly unusual, as all PPC agents were strange in some way. It was practically a requirement at the nebulous organization run by telepathic plants.
He spent his days reading ‘the good stuff’ as he called it, particularly crossovers. He was perusing the archives for a rather specific crossover when a sense of doom fell upon him. Only one story existed, and every instinct told him not to click it.
His idols, awe-inspiring in every way, were in danger. He knew what to do. He knew da rules. He would be patient. He would wait.
Then, when the time came, he would hunt."
"My time will come, but for now, I'd like to say hello. My two years of Japanese tell me there is a word that means 'please treat me well' but I'm afraid it has slipped my mind. What you choose to call me is irrelevant, I simply am."
Due to the nature of your arrival, I must ask you to submit to interrogation by the Inquisition'to determine whether or not you have a connection to Chaos. Don't worry, just a formality. After the tests, I'll give you a Daemonhammer.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Inquisition
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Daemonhammer
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Chaos
The Emperor Protects!
I need no blunt mass of stone and metal to destroy my enemies! If I am to rule the world, and all of creation, it would not do well to place myself under the command of someone else.
I'll send the Emperor some cookies though, always good to stay on the competition's good side.
My time is coming. Come the conqueror.
Hello! Have some Urple cookies in a bottomless can! (They're good, but don't look at them.)
Also, the word you are looking for is yoroshiku onegaishimasu. In Japanese, it would be よろしくお願いします.
Hi, Shadow Amber, here's some cookies, some urple thread, and some potatoes.
Aaaand, I forgot to say anything about myself. How embarrassing. I like Bioware games, Pokémon(the autocorrect adds in the funny little accent, it's so cool!), Halo, the Whateley Academy Universe, Worm(go Taylor!), making and then eating cookies, Sentinels of the Multiverse, Fallout(oh so much), and more but I can't recall them off the top of my head.
I hate common word confusion and all forms of... Balls, I forgot where I was going with this.
Welcome, Shadow Amber. I'd better not bring you to Oreburgh City; I might end up dealing with an Aerodactyl!
Enough of the hilarity. Welcome to the PPC.
1) How did you run across us?
2) Have you read the Constitution?
3) Have you read the Original Series?
As for your newbie gift...
*rummages through Gen-VI-issue bag of holding*
Here, have a Jaw Fossil!
TV Tropes.
Yes.
Of course. Only a heathen would assemble an army of slavering Deathclaws and Zangoose to enact his revenge upon all False Creation without reading the Epic of Jay and Acacia.
My time shall come. I hunger.
Hello and welcome!
Here, have a lined Infinite Notebook, complete with urple covers and wilver binding.
-Aila
Nice to meet you! I, myself, just joined yesterday and I hope you and I can become good friends (or acquaintances what ever you prefer), we don't have a lot of shared fandoms, except Pokemon. I also don't have anything to give you really, since i'm just as new, but I will give you the best of luck in all your future missions!
Excellent. This begins a friendship of lies and crumpets. I shall not forget this day.
And neither shall you.
My time is coming. Beware the Jabberwock.
I dole out random gifts, so have two leaves from Mirkwood, an absurdly sharp thumbtack and half a package of tea!
Worm is quite awesome. :D
I'm a big Mass Effect fan myself! So yeah, if you need stuff relating to some Bioware franchises, you know who to refer to, I hope.
Anyway, welcome to the PPC good friend! We love newbies, so step inside, take your shoes off, and leave your sanity at the door!
As a welcome gift, I give you some music by one Witold Lutoslawski: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV01PpNi7nM
I am definitely not reading the right thing to go with this. A manga full of warm and fuzzy feelings does not match a piece that should be playing in the background of the Golems of Amgarrack DLC.
Grim Reaper is easy with an Arcane Warrior abusing Storm of the Century, spell resistance armor and Dweomer runes.
Sir, what makes you think I had any to begin with? A coherent thought pattern is unnecessary in this world.
Alternatively, I am a cat. Meow.
Well played, well played.
Welcome, welcome. Since Autumn pointed you toward the wiki and Constitution, I'll just point you to the IRC channel, where people hang out and sometimes talk, and The Original Series, which is a recommended read. I also recommend Neshomeh's Spinoff, which is one of the awesomest around.
That said, have this cup of tea. Just don't let the leaves eat you.
Where did that come from? *mends tear with logic thread*
Ah-hem.
Greetings, Shadow Amber from Places Unknown. I gift you with this plastic replica of Orcist, may you wield it for good use. And may I be so kind as to lead you these helpful links?
Anyway. Enough of trying talk in painful Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe. Welcome, and enjoy the PPC!
~Autumn
That was not Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe by any stretch of the term!
Thank you. When I rule this base earth through completely respectable means, I shall order a batch of cookies baked for you.
My time is coming. You cannot escape the inevitable.
"You cannot escape the inevitable." Why is it that when I read this sentence, I immediately thought of you standing atop of a mountain with lightning flashing around you (*cough*Sauron from the Akallabêth*cough*), while you're doing a Master-esque laugh?
"Hail to the Lord Shadow Amber, Master of the Earth, Wielder of Plastic, the Ultimate Baker of Cookies!"
~Autumn
I pride myself in making impressive boasts. I learned from Sovereign, Gilgamesh, The Courier, The Lone Wanderer, the Gravemind, and many others.
Plastic applies to Bionicle, which equals god in my world.
I AM THE GOD-KING OF INFINITE-MODIFICATION ACTION FIGURES.
My time is coming. Ash nazg durbatulûk.