Oh, hello, I'm new. And unsure of what to do...

Oh, hello, I'm new. And unsure of what to do... by Cloudedguardian on 2013-12-15 02:27:00 UTC

Greetings :) by LightDarkPheonix on 2013-12-17 18:35:00 UTC Reply

Hello Cloud, nice to meet you :)
Here's some wilver string, a bled book and some turnips.
Welcome! by Sevenswans on 2013-12-16 21:48:00 UTC Reply

Have popcorn, a broken sword, and a small mountain of fudge!
Welcome Battle-Bruva! by 99Hedgehog on 2013-12-16 04:54:00 UTC Reply

I'm 99Hedgehog but just call me 99. Have a pet Carnifex!

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Carnifex#.Uq6HPvQW3kd

The Emperor Protects!
Oh hai there! by Herr Wozzeck on 2013-12-15 17:03:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC! We love newbies here, so come on in, take your shoes off, and leave your sanity at the door!

As a welcome gift, I would like to present to you some music by Bruno Maderna: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djcJmstljXs
Hi hello and greetings! by Desdendelle on 2013-12-15 10:53:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, friend! Please leave your sanity at the door as it is quite unneeded here.
That said, have a cup of tea, just don't let the leaves eat you. Also, let me recommend Neshomeh's missions; her spinoff is one of the funniest around.
*waves* by Ailavyn Siniyash on 2013-12-15 09:15:00 UTC Reply

Hello and welcome!

I hereby give to you one of my signature lined Infinite Notebooks, complete with urple covers and wilver bindings. Be careful with thine eyes!

Oh, and as for spinoff recs, I'd say all the Blackout interludes, beginning with Lily's. And also the Chirstianne and Eledhwen missions. And, for that matter, lots of others.

-Aila
Hello! by son_of_heaven176 on 2013-12-15 05:11:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC! My name is sonofheaven176, and you'll likely be seeing me either pushing my story or asking questions of everyone on the Board! (Please check out those links!) I'm usually the one giving the standard questions (How did you run across the PPC? Did you read the Constitution? Did you read the Original Series? What are your fandoms?), but it seems that you've answered those questions in another post, so I don't have to ask! Yay!

As for your newbie gift:
*rummages through bag of holding*
Here you go! Have a Rapidash, known in the brony fandom as angry Twilight Sparkle.
Encantada by thishazeleyeddemon on 2013-12-15 03:44:00 UTC Reply

Lovely to meet you. Let me gift you this Rolling Stones CD, a copy of the Silmarillion, a piece of lemon cake, and an Infinite Pen with Urple ink. Never runs out of ink, it's just painful to look at. ;)

Let me recommend Suicide and Diocletian's missions, if you need more PPC to read.

Yay, recommendations! by Cloudedguardian on 2013-12-15 04:02:00 UTC Reply

I'll definitely read them next then. Once I figure out how to navigate around the site and the spin-offs, anyway. This place could use a map. Or maybe I'm just paying too much attention.

If you are looking for more missions, by son_of_heaven176 on 2013-12-15 04:58:00 UTC Reply

then you should look at the List of Killed Badfic if you know which fandoms you want to see missions in, or The (in)Complete List of PPC Fiction in order to read missions by particular Agents or particular Departments. Personally, I like the Department of Technical Errors.

Happy reading!

Aha! by cloudedguardian on 2013-12-15 12:54:00 UTC Reply

Now there's what I was looking for!
Thanks, that's a huge help.

You're welcome. (nm) by son_of_heaven176 on 2013-12-15 14:53:00 UTC Reply

Argh. HTML error on the second link by son_of_heaven176 on 2013-12-15 04:59:00 UTC Reply

Here is the proper URL: http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/TheCompleteListofPPC_Fiction

Linkage (I hope) by thishazeleyeddemon on 2013-12-15 04:10:00 UTC Reply

http://plotprotectors.tripod.com/ This website has not only their missions, but a bunch of others' missions and PPC stories.

Another newbie? by Autumn_68 on 2013-12-15 03:20:00 UTC Reply

Welcome! *rummages for bottles of Bleepolate milk to dump on Cloud* Here you go!

Tell us more about yourself. What are your fandoms? No need to be shy.

I see you are rather lost here. Have you read the links given at the top of this page? If you haven't, here's the links:

Articles of the PPC Constituition
FAQ: For Newbies
On Permission To Write PPC Stories

Other links include:
FAQ: The Board
Guide to the PPC
Mission Writing Guide

Happy reading! And enjoy the PPC!

~Autumn

Yep, another newbie. by Cloudedguardian on 2013-12-15 03:59:00 UTC Reply

And yes, I've read the constitution, the FAQ for both newbies and the board in general, and the permission thing for new PPC stories. I'd like to add to this awesome series someday, buuut, not anytime soon.
I've been looking for that Guide though, thanks!
As for fandoms, let's see, what would my main ones be...
Probably, MLP:FiM, One Piece, Black Butler(manga only), Arrow, Harry Potter, Bleach, annnd Vocaloid, I think. They're the things I'm most inspired by, at least.