Hello again, and merry Christmas!
I have torn you away from your dull, drab lives to endorse a Harry Potter Christmas fic.
Now, I must warn you that this is a bit of fun, and not meant to be taken seriously.
It's a parody of the 12 Days of Christmas, and is really short... so... yeah.
www.fanfiction.net/s/9919119/1/

Also, try TatraMegami's Rambling Through the Woods.
Now, shoo. Go back to whatever you were doing.
~Kitty