For this occasion, I shall break out a skill I actually do have: wood carving!

For Pretzel, I bestow a sculpted replica of the Serenity. I nicked up the nose a bit, unfortunately, but I cleaned it as best I could and put a lot of time into the details on the engine.

For PoorCynic, a replica of the TARDIS control room, circa Tenth Doctor. I'd have to say the hardest part of this piece was getting the shape of the coral-esque columns just right. But vigorous referencing solved that problem.

Enjoy.

Cake, Bleeprin-berries and a sling each to go with the sacks of pebbles!

...am I too late?

Anyways, joyeux anniversaire to both of you! Have some cake and coriandoli!

*carts giant 5-storey-Bleepolate-cake into room* Here, knock yourselves out, everyone! And you two, Pretzel and PoorCynic, get the largest slice with the strawberries and extra whip cream on top. Champagne, Bleepbeer, and Bleepka's over there. *points to table beside cart* Happy eating!

~Autumn

Have some variations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v26G0pX86Po

Happy bi-rthday,
Happy bi-rthday,
People dy-ing everywhere,
People li-ving in despair,
Happy bi-rthday,
Happy bi-rthday…

Mwahaha. The not-really happiness of it all.

I love this song.

And a happy birthday to PoorCynic as well.

And for your birthday gift:
*rummages around in bag of holding*
here's a Delibird, the Delivery Pokemon!

Watch out; its presents have an 80% chance of exploding!

I myself plan to achieve level 22 this winter. :D

*throws Generic Gifts*

-Aila

Have a cake. Made out of Necron Living Metal.

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Living_metal#.UpnHyMQW3kc


The Emperor Celebrates!

Happy birthday! Many happy returns!
-Offers a pint of Guinness-

While you were reaching level 24, I was hitting level 26. In other words, happy simultaneous birthdays to both you and me!

...whippersnapper.