Subject: Croeso! (Welcome!)
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Posted on: 2013-02-28 00:31:00 UTC
Welcome to the board :) I'd like to present you with one of my limited edition Atlantian sponge capsule packets. Just add water and it will become a full size city of sponge, architectural style specifications are specific to the users whims! And a small vial of Mary-Sue glitter.
:)
I am finally posting on the board, after reading all ppc manuscripts I could get my manipulatory limbs on, I belive I'm finally ready to post.
If I'm not too late to the welcoming party, I'd like to welcome you to the Board with this extra-adorable Fluffy Wambler! (It's native to Dwarf Fortress, and good for throwing at things, if you can bring yourself to risk hurting the little guy)
Anyway, see you around the Board!
Pleasure to meet you, Quantum!
(It really is!)
Pardon, that was Basil, my agent.
(Here, have a plate of brownies! They're fresh-baked!)
I hope you enjoy the PPC!
Sorry, I've been occupied.
I've been writing a lot of stories with friends. I have yet to get Permission, though. Think I should?
(And you?)
Sorry, forgot to sign that.
(Speak for yourself, I'm being pushed to the side by a nerd and a writer unicorn! I'm starting to think you don't like me anymore Worldie...)
Of corse I like you Jumper. I just want to start with Marvin and Printworthy, that's all.
Well, a bit has happened since you disappeared. For one, I finaly asked for permission. You can see it a few posts down from here. Unfortunately no responce yet, so I am still permissionless. In other news, a spambot hit, I made a fool of myself many times, and a bunch of newbies who did not stick around past their introduction post.
So, you're writing again? May I inquire as to what you have been writing? At least it is better then that one fic you asked to be missioned, right?
…Right?
Nah, I'm sure it is. Welcome back anyway. Stick around a little more this time, ya hear! ;)
(We'll stick around, this time.)
I'm working on an original series with the guy that I wrote the badfic with. We've both improved a LOT, and it shows.
...though something strange DID happen to our OCs...
Hello, Quantum! I be KittyNoodles, and as a welcome gift I have placed a box of bleepnerds and one Odd Container in your inventory! Enjoy!
Odd Container
Item Level 1
Chance on Opening: Receive one huggle or one shower of confetti - your choice.
[This container is perfectly spherical and appears to be crafted of glite-painted wood. Its weight changes at odd intervals, and you can't shake the feeling opening this container may prove hazardous to your health.]
...Ignore that last bit, the flavor text hates me.
Welcome to the Board!
Have some of my home-made chocolates! I'm sorry, I wouldn't be able to give some of my (rock) muffins. :)
Hi, have some fudge!
Greetings, new friend! Help yourself to the sack of venomous invertebrates. Don't worry, they don't bite!
(Also, be sure to check for grammar and spelling before you hit Post. We are a writing community, after all!)
Welcome to the Board! I'm DawnFire. *is distracted by her sparkly nail polish* Right, uh...oh yes, gifts! I gift you with a large bar of Swiss Bleepolate, guaranteed to distract you with yummy sugar while erasing your memory of traumatic details from whatever badfic you've had the misfortune of landing in. *is distracted yet again by her sparkly nail polish. I swear, I did not notice it was this shiny when I put it on.*
So, what are your fandoms? Are you planning on writing missions? Welcome yet again! Have a lovely shiny thing!
~DawnFire
Thank you for the bleepolate. On the topic of fandoms, mine are Discworld, Redwall, Ringworld, Artemis Fowl, and the Wish List.
I love Discworld, though I haven't read much of Pratchett, or read any recently what with all the other books on my "List". I am however a huge fan of Artemis Fowl! *hasn't read the last two books due to monetary issues* *cries* But I've read the first six multiple times! :D
Fandoms, that is. Discworld and Artemis Fowl, to be precise. I did read Redwall, but it was a while ago, and I don't think I got very far into it. What I remember of it is good, though, and quite imaginative.
~DF
Welcome to the Board! Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. A component of the Grand Unified Theory!
So sorry to butt in because I know the water isn't for me, but I just had to steal some. Hydrophobic water is one of the most delicious things ever. (The Grand Unified Theory, on the other hand, doesn't taste nearly as good as I thought it would.)
Have a glomp and some cookies! *glomps*
*Reaches for cookie*. "Mmmm. A cookie. *Is sent flying by glomp*
In real life, a glomp of that magnitude would damage my back, but a virtual glomp doesn't hurt.
I present to you a virtual cat, from the breed of Schrödinger. If it's there, or not there, you'll know once you observe it. Useful to spy around, but do worry about the quality of your captured videos, if you use a cam on the cat. Or their accuracy of observing the events.
Hello, newbie! Welcome to the craziness that is the PPC! What brought you to our neck of the woods?
As for your present...Here's a Ditto plushie. No transforming ability, but it is very soft, almost like the original!
Important question: What are your fandoms?
If so, we could have a scientific party!
Eh. A gift for teh newbie:
A Staff of Non-Magic Use!
You could pretend it's magic - bash the guy in the head and tell him you conjured up all those pretty birdies!
Welcome to the board :) I'd like to present you with one of my limited edition Atlantian sponge capsule packets. Just add water and it will become a full size city of sponge, architectural style specifications are specific to the users whims! And a small vial of Mary-Sue glitter.
:)
Thank you for the Atlantean sponge packets! This will go to good use. Also, I have a question. Does Sue glitter latch on to a host, and alter the hosts DNA, make the host phyically change with each cell division? Also, if my theory is correct, would the the acceleration of cell division nessecary to cause rapid biological change consume all the fat deposits in an attemp to sustain said change? This would explain the thinnes of Sues. (No, I do not have a sibling named Physics, that was my grandsire.)
... I have no idea about the glitter. oO All I know is IT SPARKLES!! :D Sparklies are always good, especially if it means another Sue is defeated! ^^
That would explain it though. Very interesting theory.
Yes, sparkles do give positive feelings, unless the sparkles are coming from a Suvian species, at which case, it's guooohala, pardon my trollish. (disworld troll)
I don't know, dead Sue sparkle explosions give me warm fuzzies. :D Not so much breathing in the glitter air around a live Sue though... I'll agree with you there.
For me, its the dawning comprehension that the canon is no longer their's to twist right before dissolving that is the best. (I've killed Sues on freelance jobs, mostly from other, less well known oganizations.)
I am curious about this sort of thing anyway.
Oh, hello there! As a gift, I give onto thee an Artemis Foul dwarf beard. Don't worry, it's a pull on beard.