Alright, always wanted a scale model of Vaes Dothrak! It even has the ashes of foreign enemies falling upon it.

As for why I call myself that, it started when I decided to shed off an earlier moniker I had and start fresh on the internet, after a string of poor decisions and bad writing. I thought, "What traits embody me the most? Well... I guess I'm kind of nice. And kind of boring. Sure, let's go with that."

Not a terribly great moniker, or a terribly great reason, but it stuck.

This generically colored pen provides a striking contrast to this more clearly defined red pen. Both will be great additions to my desk.

And this tennis ball will be especially useful for keeping people out of my office.

My thanks to you.

My thanks to you, brother! With this, I shall go forth and claim the battlefield in the Emperor's name!

For my own part, I will repay your kindness with another great artifact. A Thunder Hammer that has taken down many foes.

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Thunder_Hammer#.UpQUQ9KODnM

Raise the flag high. Let victory reign this day.

I can freshen my breath, have some fish, threaten trespassers, cower in the corner, and give myself retrograde amnesia at the same time! This is shaping up to be an eventful week.

Velociraptors are the best gift one could get, especially when they aren't confused with Deinonychus.

As long as this strangely colored Book of Sand doesn't become sentient and evil, I am okay with this. Many thanks!