He's almost done refurbishing his space station, but he needs to tighten a few of the outside bolts so that his kitchen doesn't fly off mid-orbit. The problem is that the bolts are all septagonal for a reason that no one at the hardware store can fathom, so none of the wrenches or other tightening apparatuses he has at home will work. He'd heard the Board was a place where strange and unusual objects were commonly excavated from crowded closets and handed off to newcomers, so he's sought us out for a device that can evenly secure septagonal objects. He promises not to shed scales on the carpets, and he's brought his family-recipe lasagna as a first-impression offering.
He apologizes for the scorch marks on the hallway tiling, by the way. The transmat beams can be a little... overenthusiastic, on occasion.

(Hey, since hazeleyeddemon doesn't know what a Yergi is either, maybe we can make a game out of this! People could type down their first impressions of what a Yergi would act like and what it would say/want, as well as whatever physical details of said Yergi would be relevant to that speech/action. It might be fun!)

(yes it's an emoticon, shut up)

Dunno, perhaps whatever the fox says.

No, seriously, what are you talking about?