Where's my Bleeptea when I need it?
Why the hell are you wearing a dress?, rated K+, by Evania Awristeta
Augh. Just augh. Textbook example of a stupid trans-dimensional snatching. The stupid, it hurts...

A whole new level of bad.

http://www.quotev.com/quiz/3367149/How-much-do-you-know-about-Lord-of-the-Rings/

*winces* Rise of the Guardians does not deserve this.

On a happier note, let me recommend "Secret of Frost and Moon", a Rise of the Guardians fic. It rather successfully meshes book and movie canon. It's on the Pit.

I should have guessed that the suevasion would head into Rise of the Guardians. I mean, Jack Frost is freaking adorable and there's chosen ones, a variety of powers, and it's a fandom small enough that suethors probably count on having some attention...

But the tense shifts in this thing... And the fact that the sue is the "daughter of Mother nature" are quite annoying.

Is "Sixth Guardian" gonna be the new "Tenth Walker"?

http://www.quotev.com/quiz/474091/Which-of-the-Space-Marine-First-Founding-Chapters-best-suits-you/

This is good. It is from Quotev. PARADOX!

The Emperor is Pleased.