If she's in Minecraft, why are BajanCanadian and assorted others there as Youtubers? I could see sort of AU Minecraft versions, but no, apparently these are the real thing. Why does she not notice she's blocky? I think having your body stretched like that might be a mite noticeable, after all. Not to mention terminal. Also, why must all these Suethors think up awful reasons for their Sue to go somewhere? Does anyone know?

As a fan of Team Crafted, this fic makes me very angry. Does anyone want to kill it? Could always hire someone from the Assassins' Guild.

Oh, yeah...*gives you some Bleepolate*

Not another sucked into a video game fic!

(At least they have something of a handle on spelling... I don't know if that's a blessing or not.)

It's actually worse. SkyDoesMinecraft is a youtuber, and so is TheBajanCanadian, so we've got real person fic!

*Passes Bleepka.*

...I don't even PLAY Minecraft and I'm offended. (I do know a fair bit about it though). Just...what in all hells is this?

As a lover of Minecraft, I hereby demand that a spork be thrust through the brain of this fic ASAP.

Any who disagree will be violently argued with. D:

OK, so I've skimmed it and it certainly doesn't look good, but it's nowhere around the level of *shudder* 'My Immortal' or the other legendary badfics, if it was then yeah I'd probably see your reaction as justified, but it isn't (Also, way too many caps anyway, calm it down a bit)

Also, what's wrong with my badfic post a couple of posts down?

Finally (and I swear this is final) at least give us a description of the badfic with the original post, even if it is a standard Mary Sue fic in Minecraft. Just gives people a heads-up before they look at it (for example I can't stand bad slash so if anyone links it on here I look away quickly).

Storme Hawk
the man who gives his Bleepka to no man/woman/alien/hedgehog or any other type of sentient or non-sentient life.

(Also, you might want to ease up on the capslock. :P )

My ears...

You might want to calm down there, 99. It's the Circle, after all. *pats 99 sympathetically*

There's higher chance of Feänor giving up the Silmarils than that place producing a goodfic.

...Uh, I take back that bit about Feänor.

~Autumn

99, I don't think a Bleepka would be enough for this.