Subject: Welcome!
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Posted on: 2013-11-12 08:41:00 UTC
Welcome to the PPC! We really don't bite. Mostly.
Maybe I should stop making that reassurance.
Here, have a top hat kitten. It's a top hat. That's also a kitten. Best not to ask, really.
I've been lurking on the wiki for a while, and thought I should finally say hi. If you're looking for me on the wiki, I'm user Autofire.
Hey and because I haven't said it enough times, Bonjour, Hola and Helo.
Have an Urple coloured pencil, it makes you focus on what you're writing 'cos if you focus on what you're writing with... Well, it's not nice.
In order: I actually don't recall how I found the PPC, though I suspect it was through TV Tropes; I have read both the PPC Constitution and the Original Series; I found the reports of the Department of Technical Errors particularly amusing.
Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object!
Welcome to the PPC! We really don't bite. Mostly.
Maybe I should stop making that reassurance.
Here, have a top hat kitten. It's a top hat. That's also a kitten. Best not to ask, really.
I am 99Hedgehog, but call me 99 for short. I have a habit of giving people things from Warhammer 40k, so have an Eldar Jetbike!
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/EldarJetbike#.UoHR-mkyLI
The Emperor Protects!
In case you weren't a LotR fan, here's the transalation: well met! On a random note, I'll pull out some Quenya: elen sila lumenn omentielvo! Here is some urple stress balls! Enjoy the Board!
~Autumn
So, then- question time!
What are your favorite randoms? Do you like manga? What TV shows do you like? What books do you like? What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
I know the answer is 42, but when asking a barrage of questions that has to be in there somewhere. Anyways, enjoy the PPC, and as a newbie gift, have a fluffy velociraptor, and some of the nms & nms of mine that nobody ever wants.
Answers, in order:
Transformers and Kingdom Hearts (mostly Transformers); Yes; Leverage, Firefly and Beast Wars, I Am America (And So Can You!); 42.
Welcome to the insanity? Here, have a bottle full of bled paint.
Welcome to the PPC! We love newbies here, so sit back, relax, and look lively! Oh, and leave your sanity at the door.
As a welcome gift, have some music by Joan Tower: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ_mnjI3koA
Hello and greetings!
Here, have a lined Infinite Notebook, complete with urple covers and wilver binding. Watch out for your eyes!
-Aila
Autofire, autofire, why does that sound familiar? ah, yes.
Anyway, you should read The Constitution. It's important! To the wiki I don't need to point you, and I assume you've read at least some of the Original Series, so I'll just give you this cup of tea. Just don't let the leaves eat you.
PS: What are your fandoms?
PPS: Bonus points if you guess from which animé the clip I linked is without looking in its description.
Actually, the "autofire" name came from me smooshing the word "Autobot" together with the name "Jetfire" when I was younger. Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with FPS games.
As you might be able to tell, my main fandom is Transformers; I am functionally familiar with most franchises that made it to the West, along with a couple that didn't.
Oh, and since I forgot: thanks for the tea. I'll take care with the leaves...