Subject: Ah, Hello.
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Posted on: 2013-11-10 06:11:00 UTC
Greetings and felicitations.
I'm Beekeeper Klein, or you prefer, Klein. I'm a complete newbie here in the PPC boards, as you can already tell. Let's be good buddies, alright?
Wait what. What?
Tawaki is the resident ornithologist here, so I assume he just gave you your first plover (a kind of wading bird) for a welcome gift. But I’m still sort of a newbie myself and don’t know for sure.
(Thanks for the Encyclopedia Galactica. I’ll figure out how to load it into a Virtual Machine on my PC.)
HG, trying to be helpful
And you're welcome.
I feel so old when everybody talks about games, manga and anime I don’t know and don’t have time to play, read and watch. Well, I am old.
As a welcome gift, have a replica of Susan Calvin’s diploma.
HG
I'm not that old, but I often feel like it. Does spending way too much time in bad slash hell have that kind of effect on sane people?
In return, here, a virtual copy of the Encyclopedia Galactica.
Why, pray tell, the name "Beekeeper?" Are you a beekeeper in Real Life, or do you just have some (heretofore incomprehensible) fascination with them?
An anime fanbrat, you call yourself? Then I guess that Pokemon and Bakugan: Battle Brawlers are among your fandoms? I hope so.
But enough barely-hidden shameless promotion: Your newbie gift awaits!
*rummages through Pokemon-Trainer-issue bag of holding*
Aha!
Here, have a Blaster Blade Liberator, a Dark Magician, and a Maxxor card!
The Beekeeper thing's just me being very fascinated with bees. One day, if I ever contribute a badfic sporking to the PPC, it'll probably end with death by killer bees. Or wasps.
I enjoy Pokemon, especially the 3rd Gen games, but Bakugan, not so much. Probably bias on my part though.
Welcome! First, please read The Constitution. It's important! The Original Series and the Wiki are also recommended reads.
That said, I wish you a pleasant time. I also give you this cup of green tea. Just don't let the leaves eat you.
Nice to meet you! Please accept my gifts of a potato cannon, as basket of potatoes, and an Official Fanfiction University of Doctor Who sweatshirt.
So what are your fandoms?
I already listed them before on a previous post on this thread. Should I rewrite them somewhere else?
Hello! We'll be great buddies!
Here's a free urple laptop case. Best one on the market; just don't look at it directly.
p 3igggggg
My brother decided now was the time to screw up and posted that. Anyway, welcome. I shake you warmly by the hand! Here, have some Bleepolate apple pie.
Mmm...Bleepolate...
~Autumn
Hello and welcome!
I give to you now a lined Infinite Notebook, complete with urple cover and wilver binding. Avert your eyes!
-Aila
Too late. ARGH MY EYES
I'm 99Hedgehog, but call me 99 for short. I'm sure we'll get along quite well! Anyways, it is customary to give newbies things around here and for the newbie to tell us about themselves. What fandoms are you interested in?
Anyways, have a XV104 Riptide battlesuit courtesy of the Tau Empire of Warhammer 40,000!
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/XV104Riptide#.Un8t7mkyLI
The Emperor Protects!
A description of myself? Sure, I could make one.
Once upon a time, I was an ACMSES writer, and a rather iffy one at that. One day, I realized that my character was a hypocrite (a Sue waging war against its own kind) and decided to quit. A few years of soul-searching, practice and SCIENCE! later, I stumble to your side of the multiverse, and decided to start anew.
As for my fandoms I'm more of an anime fanbrat with a thing for mecha, CARD GAMES (BIKES NOT NECESSARY) and mind screw, specifically: Code Geass, Gundam (Wing, Seed, 00) and YGO (GX and 5Ds), but my focus is more on the weird symbolisms and plot (or lack thereof) than the mecha fights/card games/what-have-you. I'm also into Sherlock Holmes and Hetalia.
I'm very picky with what I read, but I tend to ignore the pairings if the story is brilliant enough. My friend calls me Machiavellian in that regard. (See those fandoms above? They're bad slash hell. It's something I have to learn to survive back there.)
My more obscure obsessions:
- Kino's Journey
- Mushishi
- Isaac Asimov
- Arthur Clarke
- A buttload of SF writers
- Books in general
- Cake. Black Forest Cake. Mm...
...Was that too much? Thanks for the mech though. Twas awesome.
Thanks.