Lou wants me to give you a message. by
Huinesoron
on 2013-11-06 21:45:00 UTC
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She's like that. You get used to it.
{Well, you get used to it. I don't think anyone else ever has.}
... point.
{Anyway, hi, DawnFire. I'm former-agent-and-former-everything-else Lou. Would you believe it took years to get him to give me a story in which I could settle down with someone I actually liked? Before that it was all 'oh, now for some reason we're in space and we have to kill the bad guys because of stuff'. Terrible.}
Seriously, did you ask to post just so you could gossip about me?
{Yes. Well, all right, not just. Ehm... oh, right. Hi, DawnFire. I just thought I ought to warn you that letting characters talk to their narrator can lead to waaaay more than you might expect.}
... Lou.
{Yes?}
You haven't read DF's stories, have you?
{And how would I have done that, exactly? I don't have a whole lot of computer time inside your head, chuckles.}
I figured you read over my shoulder.
{Eyeballs.}
Whatever. Anyway, I'm pretty sure she's done this before. She knows the risks.
{Who said anything about risks? Are you characterising me as a negative consequence?}
... not intentionally?
{Good. 'cause I'm awesome.}
Er. Right. I think we're getting off topic.
{This is the PPC Board. Everything's off-topic. Anyway, that was it. Oh, also, if I run into your agents in HQ anywhere-}
You quit the PPC.
{I'm bad at quitting. If I run into them, I'll try not to tell them who I am. Might be awkward.}
... you done rambling?
{Just getting started! But you can sign off now.}
So kind of you. Right, so, sorry about her, she's a bit crazy.
{I can hear you...}
You arguing?
{...}
Thought not. Anyway, sorry about her.
hS