Subject: They're considered old, but I still chuckle.
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Posted on: 2013-10-29 19:59:00 UTC
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris hears sign language.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Here are some of my favorites:
Before the Bogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. Instead, he round-house kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
There are no steroids in baseball; just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
What are some of the ones that you like?
Chuck Norris doesn't los- Oh wait, Bruce Lee 1 Chuck Norris 0.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the rest of the planet down.
-Phobos
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris hears sign language.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
The Chinese built the Great Wall to keep out Chuck Norris. They failed.
And:
Superman and Chuck Norris made a bet. The loser had to wear his underpants on the outside of his suit for the rest of his career. Guess who won.
http://youtu.be/pcxthg885ZY
(BTW, *who's, contraction of "who is.")
~Neshomeh