Sorry I'm late. Anyway, congratulations on making it this far!

Here, have an Apocalypse-Class battleship!

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/ApocalypseClassBattleship#.Um8cTPmkyLI

Have a triple chocolate (chocolate with chocolate chips and chocolate icing) cupcake!

Have some macarons!

As a gift, I virtually give you a Fanon Pinkie Pie Party! What is the difference between a Pinkie Pie Party and a Fanon Pinkie Pie Party you ask? Well, I'll tell you! Due to the My Little Pony brand being made primarily for little girls, Hasbro has forced the canon to restrain Pinkie's partying abilities to those for a five year old little girl. While this is all well and good for said five year olds, those much older then that can only find so much enjoyment from them that is not based on nostalgia.

Enter the Fanon Package, where fanfics do right by semi ignoring canon to break the shackles enforced by corporate onto our favorite Party Pony. Now she can use that cutiemark and throw you what is quite simply the BEST PARTY EVER! Music, drinks, snacks, party games, and quite simply the most delicious cake you will ever taste!

Due to being a member of the PPC, extended bonuses are given to you! Pinkie Pie uses a mixture of her fourth-wall breaking abilities and an RA she managed to get her hooves on to bring in ANY CANONS YOU WANT! Indeed, even the party can be set wherever you so wish, and no canon will question it for this day! Get drunk with you favorite characters, glomp your Lust Objects without (much) consequence, and anything else you can think of!

By the end of the party, specially programed robots with Neuralyzers will sort out all of the canon mess left behind, so worries about any damage to the continua. They will even neuralyze you, making the party seem like it never happened and that all you were doing was sitting at a computer screen reading about this fantastic, though fictional, package deal. The robots even have time travel abilities, due to being based off of the T-1000, so you won't even notice the time difference! This is quite simply the best party you will never remember!

Happy birthday to you~
Happy birthday to you~
Happy birthday dear Sergio Terbo~
Happy birthday to you!!!~

And many more~
'Til you're 164~

I grant you, as a birthday present, one box of assorted candy!

To celebrate this momentous occasion, I give you some variations!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViHj77TbPh4

Chocolate cake, anyone?

*hands Sergio a Generic Gift*

-Aila

Seeing as it is usually a safe bet, have a big bar of chocolate!

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Sergio, happy birthday to you!
-Opens a bottle of Spumante Verdi-

Here, as my birthday gift to you, have some Bleepka!

Happy Birthday! Have a sonic pen! *hands you a cake and a party hat*

Happy birthday, Sergio! Allow me to give my usual birthday gift: A Delibird! Watch out, its presents have an 80% chance of exploding.

*presents you with a sack of pebbles, a hand-made sling, and a basket of Bleeprin-berries*

Allow me the honor of being the first on the board to wish you a very happy birthday, my friend!