Subject: Valar damn the Circle
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Posted on: 2013-10-10 11:05:00 UTC
http://www.quotev.com/story/3790812/Angelic-Legolas-love-story/
I really have lost hope. Another story to add to my future mission list.
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Valar damn the Circle by
on 2013-10-10 11:05:00 UTC
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Anyone have a few tons of bleeprin handy? by
on 2013-10-11 06:38:00 UTC
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http://www.quotev.com/story/3689709/Everlasting-Hope/
The Sue in question is the daughter of Manwe and Varda.
I give up. Another mission to add to the list.
*walks away fuming*
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Hmm... by
on 2013-10-12 06:45:00 UTC
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From what I can tell, I assume you, like me, are a Circle-Diver. (Are you?) I have actually seen this fic before, while doing my weekly rounds in the Circle, but there were so many badfic that I just turned a blind eye to some.
This one is particularly painful. *chugs down Bleepka* Ugh, daughter of Varda? Then I suppose we can call Saruman "Son of Aulë" and Radagast "Son of Yavanna". (No. No, we can't) Carita (I simply cannot imagine why Varda would name "her daughter" Carita) has already mentioned that she is a Maia that was created by Varda, not her child, and yet she has the arrogance to claim she is "the daughter of Varda". And Elvin? It's Elvish, or Sindarin, or Quenya, not some mangled word derived from Elvis Presley's first name.
And yes, as Desdendelle mentioned before, I have already reported "Angelic". But I suppose it's my fault I didn't add it to the Unclaimed Badfic list...:/
Oh, and here's the Bleeprin you asked for. I put in an extra ton or two, for you to consume when you visit the Circle.
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Many thanks. by
on 2013-10-12 12:43:00 UTC
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Yeah, I am a Circle-Driver, there is so much more badfic on it than the Pit. Valar bless you for the bleeprin.
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Augh. by
on 2013-10-11 11:21:00 UTC
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First of all, Carita. Really, Suethor, really? Second, speshul eyes. Third, it's Elven not Elvin. Fourth, Hobbits not hobbits. Fifth, since when is Rivendell a city? It isn't called the Last Homely Home for nothing... Also, apparently Elrond can see the future. Wut.
Also, of course, daughter of Varda. Just... augh.
If you need Agents with experience with OP Sues, Agent!Des is ready. The Librarian will probably tag along, too. -
Also... by
on 2013-10-10 16:59:00 UTC
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Autumn_68 already reported this particular 'fic a while back. And, yes, it's really bad.
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Ugh. by
on 2013-10-10 11:36:00 UTC
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I am not in the Lord of the Rings fandom, but... Is every LOTR fic in the Circle a Legomance with "Legolas love story" in the title?... Then again, this IS the Circle of Lemmings.
On a related note, could you report bedfic in one of the already oper badfic threads next time? I'm not angry with you or anything, it's just that using a single badfic thread keeps the board neater and prevents threads with active discussion in them fall off the first page too fast. -
Fair enough. by
on 2013-10-10 21:51:00 UTC
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yeah I can do that. New here and all. Learning the ropes.
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Yeah, I know. Don't worry. by
on 2013-10-11 10:39:00 UTC
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Everyone here has been a wide-eyed newbye at first.