Subject: Are you preparing for a showdown with Gimli?
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Posted on: 2013-10-09 19:19:00 UTC

Hold on, I'll prepare the spaghetti western music! You'll probably both need to use melee weapons, though, because I don't know if Gimli knows how to use anything that shoots from a distance, and you using projectiles while he uses an axe would be very unfair. Then again, he is very experienced with an axe, and you might not have experience with axe-based combat.

Maybe you should both fight with a weapon neither of you would know how to use. Like a bat'leth. That way, nobody has an advantage, and everyone who watches gets to watch a Dwarf fighting with Klingon weaponry, which is just ridiculous enough to be awesome.

Yes. This will work. I'll head off to OFUM and see if Gimli's awake yet, and then prepare a gigantic bowl of popcorn for everybody who wants to watch this happen. I know I do.

(dashes off)

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